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Talk about a convenient portal hop.

So glad I'm not working today. Sleeping all day.

FILTERED TO OUAT + MARVEL PEOPLE, FRIENDS, ETC (aka whoever wants on):

You're all invited over for the Jefferson (x2) birthday dinner tomorrow, starting at 6pm. There will be hot toddies, breakfast foods and eight different kinds of pie. Poker, Cards Against Humanity and Munchkin are all available to play if you've got the (literal or figurative) balls.

I can't stop.

Darcy, I'm having cake samples brought to your place. Pick the three you and Jefferson like best.

I need more hours in the day. I can't believe I couldn't find a dress. January is too soon. I need a nap.

FILTERED TO CLOSE FRIENDS OF DARCY & JEFFERSON*:

Book your fights/mark your calendars/what have you for Saturday, January 11th, please and thanks. We decided against something bigger with all the people coming in lately, to save us all the headache of a list that keeps growing and growing. I know we've got a few lines drawn with this group as it is, so speak now if you can't stand putting up with each other for one day. :P And be prepared to have me do nothing but guilt you because we're all adults and we want you all there for our wedding. Got it?

Lake Placid Lodge, it's a couple hour drive from NYC, anyone coming in from out of state is welcome to stay with us beforehand. Regina the Younger, I'd still like your help on some stuff if you're willing.

+1s are allowed if you want to bring them!

[*Future BP OUAT Group, the young group of Jefferson, Regina, Emma and Killian. Older Bucky and Steve, Jack and Joseph, Jamie, Thor and Jane. I think that's it! :P]

Candy coma is a thing. :(

( text messages to young killian jones )

( text messages to young jefferson )

happy birthday meeeeeee

<3

Emma! I found your Halloween costume.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM EMMA SWAN ]
Emma's birthday is in two days. I was hoping to have a nice dinner out with her and some friends on Wednesday night! Consider this your invitation.

How the hell am I supposed to plan a wedding when I'm sleep deprived?

Killian, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day today. Teach us your ways.

Huh. So that's what those have been for the last 6 hours.

1 month to go. I can't see my feet and it's damn near impossible to tell the difference between false labor and the real thing. Which should be interesting because I'm pretty much not getting off this couch until I have to. Hope somebody does home deliveries.

Like take-out, for babies.

( text messages to young jefferson )

There anything even interesting in New York? Ain't that impressed so far, already got ran over by a damn yellow car that don't know how to stop.

Filtered to Jean Grey:

Ain't here for long. They're pushing me through to Ft Bragg for the next few months. Been told I'll get a few weekends off if I want 'em.

[FILTERED AWAY FROM ALL DARCYS]

I realize this is last minute, and on a weeknight, but I'd like to throw a party for Darcy's birthday tomorrow. And, by extension, have it be for all Darcys and any family and friends of theirs. I figure the shop has enough room to hold a good amount of people, so I'm closing up early in the afternoon and setting it up there. What I need from you all is the following:

1) Attendees would be appreciated. Obviously. A heads up if you're coming would be even better.
2) People in DC to snag the other two Darcys and bring them here? Unless they have other plans, which is completely understandable.
3) Someone to pick up the cake I ordered last week, if at all possible. It's at [insert hip cake bakery here] and should look like this. (If it doesn't look like this, I need you to channel some Targaryen ferocity and pitch a fit, so if you're soft-hearted, maybe pass on this one.)
4) Someone who knows how to make virgin drinks that taste almost as good as the real thing. I will pay handsomely for this one.
5) Before and after manual labor. I've already signed up mini-me, but extra hands wouldn't be unwelcome.

A good post.

[TEXT MESSAGE TO REGINA MILLS]

» Hey.
» Want to go to a movie after my shift's over?
» I'll keep my hands to myself.

» Unless you steal my popcorn, anyway.

Kids, don't get pregnant. Or if you do, make sure you're pregnant through winter. Otherwise you'll end up being fat and miserable during summer.

Seriously, 10 more weeks of this shit?