[ooc: laura hale! pre-season one of teen wolf, two years before she dies. <3]
So, which one of you wants to tour elite real estate listings with me this weekend? We can pretend to be a young, fresh millionaire couple looking to settle down.
There's usually free alcohol.
You know what just dawned on me? I don't have a criminal record here.
Lunar eclipse this month. Heads up.
And, as a bonus, another end of the world prophecy.