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Jul. 30th, 2014


I did not get out of Beacon Hills to be dumped into a place that has multiple versions of its residents.

[ooc: laura hale! pre-season one of teen wolf, two years before she dies. <3]

Jul. 23rd, 2014


I found a gaggle of street urchins playing (the poor, street version of) lacrosse today. They got cocky, I promptly handed their asses to them. Kids these days.

I need someone to invest in me. I'm tired of having to be mindful of my bank account.

[ petra + scottie ]
So, which one of you wants to tour elite real estate listings with me this weekend? We can pretend to be a young, fresh millionaire couple looking to settle down.

There's usually free alcohol.

Jul. 11th, 2014


Listen, I'm having a really bad year. So can we just not?

Jul. 9th, 2014


Teen Wolf Spoilers )

Jul. 4th, 2014


Just so we're clear, HPD, giving me a new phone isn't enough to make up for dropping me in the middle of some nerd's wet dream without my consent.

Jul. 1st, 2014


jackie whittemore was tagged in a photo )

Jun. 23rd, 2014


So who's watching?

Jun. 22nd, 2014


So some lady came in and bought a ton of fabric today, and I was her consultant. And apparently, she thought I was adorable so she called up later and talked to my boss and LONG STORY SHORT, I got a raise. And I discovered that there's a Captain America print on fabric so nice that it cost nearly $200 per yard.

I want a huge summer party this weekend to kick off Reckless Summer 2014 appropriately, but the 4th is so close that I was facing the dilemma of choosing one weekend or the next, but now I'm thinking let's just do both.

May. 28th, 2014


So I just learned that I shouldn't play "How many marshmallows can you stick in your mouth" where reporters can see you. Sorry, Selena.

15, for the record.

...Yes, I'm avoiding homework.

May. 26th, 2014


Note to self: Don't stick a disembodied hand in front of your BFFs face, she's far too badass to not karate chop it.

I'm also convinced packing light is more magic than science.

May. 5th, 2014


[ Filtered to Scottie & Jackie ]

How do you two feel about attending a party here next Friday night, hosted by Chad Brodowsky, member of Columbia University's Kappa Delta Rho fraternity?

The strings are as follows: a) dress to impress (yes, that means you, Scottie), b) my name is Annie Spearing if anyone asks, and c) cover for me while I break into Chad's father's study and steal a statue that is about 82% likely to be somewhat cursed. I buy us tapas afterward.

Erica's welcome to come, if she's interested in wealthy idiots and larceny.

[ /Filter ]

I'm assuming that everyone's quiet because of exams, and not that everyone's died.

Apr. 27th, 2014


It kind of blows that you need a degree to get a job in something you've known how to do since you were eleven. Can't the portal just spit me forward four years so I can get this over with?

You know what just dawned on me? I don't have a criminal record here.

Apr. 10th, 2014


Really, portal, it's been years. I wouldn't mind it if you brought a few more of my people through.

Apr. 7th, 2014


Compliments of werewolf healing, sunburns turn quickly into a solid tan. Little victories.

[ teen wolf ]
Lunar eclipse this month. Heads up.

And, as a bonus, another end of the world prophecy.

Mar. 27th, 2014


All right it took until now, but I'm finally fucking sick of being asked to bite people. Even the sexy ones. For fuck's sake I've got other shit to do.


And here I thought the weirdest thing today would be getting attacked at the station by disapparating monsters from Mortal Kombat.

Shows what I know.

Mar. 1st, 2014


Someone smack me the next time I say "How much weirder can it get?"

[ooc; RTW!Danny who is in the know, helps out Deaton and Stiles with researching, and generally has been helping where he can.]

Feb. 13th, 2014


I know probably some of you are worried about the full moon tomorrow night, but I wanted to let you know that I'm going to be okay. And in case I'm not, Old Me is going to be here with Major Beta.

And they promised to bring everyone pie.

Jan. 30th, 2014


Captain America is here?

Jan. 24th, 2014


I don't remember passing through Sagittarius A, there's nothing in the lab that would have been able to manipulate space propulsion to such a degree, so far the Kerr ring theory hasn't been proven - a Kerr ring hasn't been discovered - I can't find any evidence of a cosmic string capable of producing a closed timelike curve, I don't think I can fit into a quauntum foam environment even on a non-green day and I definitely didn't stumble upon a Einstein-Rosen bridge in a pho restaurant in lower Manhattan.

Which is to say that I don't think I get this portal.

Dr. Bruce Banner, by the way.

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