blackpoint - the au community

so if i'm not public and dinosaurs aren't real if say a hypothetical fucker says he's gonna sue cause i knocked his teeth out and then OL bit his arm he doesn't have a case yah?

should've let her finish him. this is a fucking headache.

FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

Hawaii isn't my island of choice, but who'd refuse a tropical break? Particularly when it's a chilly February back home in the city that never sleeps, and it's apparently a balmy (if hurricane-y) August here?

Neal Caffrey, pleased to make your acquaintances. I tried to lie about my name but of course they'd seen the... television show? Wild world. They said I had a lot to catch up on.

So what do I need to know? I bow to your expertise.