Hey, HPD.
I bought a pimped-out coffee maker for my apartment, then realized I drank it more here, so my gain is your gain. I chucked the old one into a fiery pit, but be on the lookout for it - could still come back.
[ Filtered to Lydia ]Ballpark figure here, Lydia - how many shoes do you actually own? I ask, because I keep counting the ones lined up in the bedroom, get distracted, and then when I return to counting there's more. As a scientist, can you confirm whether or not shoes reproduce?
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