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To all the new arrivals - hello, sweeties. I'm Dr. Pamela Isley, and I work in research and botany for the botanical gardens out of Honolulu. If you happen to notice a blonde, irrepressibly cheerful clown in your midst, send her my way, will you, and keep heavy objects out of her hands?

I'm not one for New Year's resolutions - I go by the natural clock, not one dreamed up by some sixteenth century pope. It's hard to avoid the optimism that goes hand in hand with the holiday, though, so I thought I'd write down my hopes for 2015:

• I wish Astrid would flower; I'd dearly like to see it.
  
• I'd like my public interaction component of my job back, even if the vast majority of the public are simpering morons without the slightest bit of common sense or decency.
  
• A bigger greenhouse for my apartment would be a good project.
  
• My above-mentioned clown friend.
  
• Greater production and customer retention for the green industry.
  
• THIS MAN'S HEAD ON A PLATTER World peace.

I'm working at Walmart because they remembered the older Bellla. This is what I have to deal with:



:(

Slutty dress purchased. Heels that could impale a giant located. Tickets (four, Mindy - find a date) to some pretentious, trendy open-bar party for tomorrow night procured. Find your dancing shoes, Bruce.

Sometimes these powers aren't so bad.

There's is something so beautiful about finally being able to make it through the day without spontaneous vomiting.

Quick, someone give me some work to do.