blackpoint - the au community

( Texts to Ali Williams )

( Texts to Ryan Abbott )

Would there be anyone available to babysit a well behaved young man for a night while I take my lovely wife out?

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whoa hey brave new world and whatever but seriously, interdimensional travel needs to come with a barf bag. if you see a dinosaur, run. a lot. Cause she's a trained killer and one nod from me and you're dog food.

also nice try but NO on the high school enrollment.

If you're going to make me time travel, Portal, can I at least get the same waistline I had the last time I was in 2014 and a few dry diapers?

So there's a television show. And multiple versions of my friends here.

This place is so freaking weird. Not in a bad way, mind, but still. Do I have to find somewhere permanent to live and a job or whatever?

Being from any version of our world always skews these results.

( How else was I supposed to answer? )

Relatedly, Emma, let's go try something we've never done soon, before I become a sad internet dweller.