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soooooooooooooooo if you're subscribed to Midtown Comics' newsletter, you might've received a very!!!! special!!!!! email today about the first atavist artist book signing next Friday. did I actually agree to this? WHAT A GOOD QUESTION. answer: I might've, or my editor thought I'd say yes or didn't care what I'd said and went ahead to respond to some of the interested venues who sell my books. so, that's happening. my first book signing. I'm trying to decide if I'm excited or terrified or proud of myself or like all the above because I'm fucking shaking

MAY THE MAKER'S LIGHT SHINE BRIGHTLY UPON ME SO I MAY WALK BY HIS SIDE

I saw a man struggling with his 55" TV out of the store and I was like, son u gonna drop that or u gonna get robbed. something about Black Friday turns people stupid or homicidal or both.

JUSTRO.

I've got your paint and rollers and brushes so how we gonna do this, gentlemen?

I solemnly swear I am actually up to good, and I will not paint anything reptilian in nature or animate anything off the walls. I will sign this in blood if need be but there's been enough of that tbh.

APHRA, unsent.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE AT LEAST SAID FUCKING BYE

THIS IS NOT A #HUMBLEBRAG

THIS IS A WHAT THE SHIT??? IS THIS???

have you ever had your immediate family crowd you in a living room and come down on you with the force of a thousand Commissioner Gordons asking you why you didn't tell them you were an atavist and what is everyone going to think because clearly they have to tell everyone and their dog and their dog's friends that their kid can make DRAWINGS COME TO LIFE

I'm going to live in this starbucks

someone please tell my cousin sam that he's p cool and we can arrange for supervised visits or I'll come in disguise I think I'd look boss in a pink wig

see you never

address me as Hawke if you see me in person

in case any of you ever wanted to be more famous, FRET NOT!

WE'RE ALL OVER YOUTUBE AND TWITTER TOO

( spoilers for MAL distractions! )

( bulletin spoilers? )

My ASS they're going to give him a trial

Do they think we and everyone else are STUPID?

guys a word of advice if you ever want to get an editor for your book: DON'T HIRE YOUR FRIEND. the notes she left next to my panels are savage AF. when people say "Give me your honest opinions" we don't mean like RIP ME APART LIKE I AM AN INNOCENT GAZELLE AND YOU'RE A STARVING LIONESS. be real, but don't be Real, seriously wtf. when honest is TOO HONEST.

I should have started in this business as a penciler or inker and built up my connections holy Batman