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A) Endless mimosas are the most wonderful invention. It was worth the fifteen dollars. 10/10. Would recommend. They said there is a limit of fifteen glasses, but I don't think they could keep track because they kept refilling it like it was coffee.

B) I was going to tell my parents, but then I realized I can't actually show them my powers and they are too far away for me to skip into their dreams. So now IDK because they would probably just accuse me of being a drama queen and wanting attention? Maybe? I don't know.

C) Bets on which Hollywood star is going to pick us for their personal cause.

D) Mac n’ Cheetos are available in the freezer aisle in both Regular AND Flamin’ Hot. I bought ten total on my way home from brunch. I would have bought more, but I already had a rather heavy Sephora bag with me. Farewell, good cholesterol number. It was nice while it lasted.

E) I just wanted a fifth point.

[JORGE]

I think I'm developing paranoia.

Happy National Lipstick Day!

[NASREEN]

Hey!
Who is Antum? Anu?
What was happening in your

So.

The 4th of July is second only to St. Patrick's Day for the worst drunken dreams. Not looking forward to sleeping tonight. 😂 Drink and dream responsibly, kids!


[EDDIE]

Hey! Would you be okay with me mentioning SOB in one of my videos? It's okay if you don't! I just didn't want to do it and you be all WTF about it.

And how long is the ginger shady around for?

Someone please explain the Babadook thing.

I want, no need, to go to the beach soon.

I hate myself for loving you, Burger King Mac & Cheetos. 😩

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

( Not an IC cut )

How is it I can't remember to do my taxes in anything remotely resembling a timely manner, but I can still remember all the words to the 1999 four-time Grammy (LOL I know, right?) nominated R&B ode to skimpy under attire Thong Song by Sisqó?

Speaking of taxes, several places are offering free things tomorrow in honor of the unofficial holiday, including Cup! Stop by tomorrow and receive a free small coffee. Any flavor or roast. No purchase necessary. Seriously. Sure, it isn't as good as free shredding of your incriminating documents like Staples or Office Maz, but it will help you stay awake in the long line at the post office. Which I will be standing in with you because LOL. I do this to myself basically every year and one would think by now I would have learned better. But no. At least I can get half-priced drinks once I'm done?

I have two tickets to Sharing Your Soul's Voice Using Social Media at The Way's thing tomorrow. Anyone want to come with me? Please?

[...]

[MAL Leadership]

Lito Pérez told me "I have to get out of here" in the dream. Obviously, he didn't manage that and I don't even know the details of what happened, butI think it's safe to say he isn't a P:A fan?. I could try a

Ugh. I am so thankful these powers surges are over. The last thing I wanted in life was to see the out of control dreams of every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the city. No thank you. I’m perfectly happy with my mundane dreams of driving around in roller skates, running through a forest straight out of Candyland, and showing up to school for the big test naked. You know. Nice normal dreams that don’t make me dread falling sleep.

In other news, Starbucks is releasing coffee that has been aged in whiskey barrels. Cup has been carrying whiskey barrel coffee for almost two years now and I guarantee it is better than anything Starbucks calls coffee. You can purchase it by the cup or by the bag in either a light or dark roast. And now through the end of the month we will be featuring a limited edition Moonshine blend. stop by when I’m working, flash your registration card, and I’ll comp you a small coffee from the line. Trust me. You’ll be hooked. And, no, the coffee doesn’t actually have an alcohol content. It just tastes damn good.

My sincerest apologies to the person who ended up with the Bronies meets Sharknado meets Nightmare on Elm Street meets Hot Tub Time Machine dream last night. I couldn't help it. It was out of my control.

Back from Hawaii! I may or may not have brought coconut balls to share with everyone.

[MIA]

So that was fun.