Well, turns out I not only have commenting access to this here network, I got posting access too! Hats off to Leo, he sure is a master at his craft.
Howdy. I'm Dr. Jackson Galloway, one of the original members of MAL, also known as the Movement for Atavist Liberation. Here's proof:
[picture of a be-stubbled Jackson sitting propped up in bed, holding a sign that reads 'HOWDY, AMA']A M A
(For the uninitiated, this stands for Ask Me Anything.)