Front Lines Communications

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Hope whoever went on the retreat enjoyed team building! Can't say I'm sorry I missed it tbh. Also, everyone who was in the warehouse battle, please let me know
(1) What powers you fought against
(2) How advanced the user(s) was
(3) Anything else that seems relevant for me to update my fucking endless MAL encounters folder. I'll start working on it first thing Monday.

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You need to get proper pissed. Consider it my shout. (Translation: I'm buying you drinks. Lots of them).

Omfg I was hungover af this morning and somehow ended up on a YouTube spiral that led me to watching episodes of an old Aussie kids show and this is a legit episode I watched as a child: "Everyone knows that Bronson will eat anything! But when he swallows a rare whirling derfish nobody could have guessed his willy would spin like a propeller." WHO THE FUCK APPROVED AN EPISODE OF CHILDREN'S TELEVISION ABOUT A KID'S DICK PROPELLING HIM THROUGH THE WATER BECAUSE A FISH GOT STUCK IN IT.

my brother sent me a link to r/niceguys and now I'm drinking beer and eating popcorn while i contemplate how far humanity hasn't come.

#1 Uhhh l I think I agreed to a Real Date because this guy also ordered a flat white, why are all my life choices so fucking predictable? Also. What are the rules on Real Dates again? I haven't had one in forever.

#2 Your atagrams are great, but this baseline insta video is the purest and greatest thing I have ever seen.

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re: spring classes, please do let me know if you encounter any of your students who seem
- particularly curious about our facilities
- to wander off / take frequent bathroom breaks
- keep showing up despite having no interest in the lesson
- anything else you deem suspicious.



Also, this is more personal - is anyone looking for a roommate or planning to move out of GI?
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hey. can you do me a favour?
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my last proper night out was my birthday, wtf. this needs fixing. someone tell me someone is throwing something i can rock up to - my social life needs resuscitation pls.

#1 - tell me your best joke.

#2 - someone please kindly send an Australian barista to the island for my birthday? april 15. tyia. i only need them to make me flat whites all day so I don't have to do it myself.

#3 - also, mark that day in your diaries for drinks night if you're a friend. if you aren't, or you aren't sure if you're a friend - sucks to be you. jk jk come to throwback anyway, more the merrier yada yada.