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How is 2017 already almost over??? It feel like it went so fast!! But also like it lasted about a decade...

Yes at the same time. Yes I know that doesn't make sense. Doesn't make it any less true though...

Anyway! Wishing all of you guys peace and happiness and all that other good stuff in the new year. Extra super emphasis on the peace. A girl can dream right?

[ Nadine ]

And speaking of peace: thanks again for your help on Christmas Eve!! Never thought you'd be saving my dumb butt again... Sorry I didn't get your tall friend's name and sorry I didn't get this message out until today but it's been kind of nonstop insane with my family and work since then. But really THANK YOU. And can you tell him I say thank you too? He was awesome.

Yeah so I was hoping never to have to ask this on here but uh does anyone have any leads on open apartments that don't cost a billion dollars a month? And are open starting 12/1? And don't require me to sign up for anything except a lease? Is there room at Stuy Town or...

[ Ken ]

OK so first of all I'M SO SORRY.

Second I finally tracked down Terry and I was right - he was avoiding me. I cornered him and he finally told me that he'll only renew our lease at 3x the current rate cause I'm a "liability." THANKS NEWS CYCLE.

I think you could maybe stay with a new roommate if you wanted but I have to go by end of month cause there is no way I can afford that.

I might have to go back with my parents if I can't find a place fast................

For the record, if you see me on the news, I didn't have anything to do with it and I didn't talk to anyone.

Link to viral YouTube video

You all should probably check if anyone got one of your face if you were there cause if yes it's only a matter of time.

[P:A]

Also I guess someone who saw that connected it to my personal YouTube channel so now I guess they've got my name too and pretty soon everyone who knows me is gonna know. If you've got any rules I'm supposed to follow around this then now would be the time I guess. I don't need to get in trouble on top of some reporter chasing me.

( texts to Angelo, Ken, Paola, Camila, Rogelio, Trey )

[Friends] ((apply liberally))

Hey guys. Sorry for the radio silence. 😓 I've been answering texts more or less but I'm OK. No lingering effects or whatever. So let's all just forget it ever happened.

I'm going to make my way back on here I think. Public post later. BABY STEPS. What did I miss?

Also, for anyone who didn't know but might be interested: my work's big fundraiser is this Sunday and you should come! lmk if you want to go but the tickets are a little steep because I know my boss is looking for some ushers and stuff and she'll absolutely let people in on trade so I can talk to her for you!!

Also also I'm looking for suggestions for cheap places to stay/stuff to do in Vegas in August and yes I know it'll be like 150 degrees out.

WOW.

OK well I guess since everyone knows all my business anyway, here's another public service announcement: DON'T BUY FAKE ATAVISM CURES FROM SHADY FRENCH GUYS, YOU WILL WIND UP JUST OVERPAYING FOR MESSED UP POT AND YOUR FURNITURE WILL MOCK YOU. There. Like I figure if people are going to talk about how I'm too dumb to live then maybe the details should come from me and not a third party??? No I had no idea what I was buying. Yes I'm fine so you can stop treating me like I'm fragile. NO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT YET TO EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM. Like could you maybe at least refrain from texting MY mom cause I will literally get disowned for this even if it was an accident, THANKS.

Also if this is how P:A treats sensitive information about us then is it any actual wonder that there are people who aren't fans? I am just saying.

[Shelby]

Ken showed me the whole thing because he thought I should know why everyone was suddenly texting me like I was dying. I get that you didn't actually say anything private but still, I wish you hadn't, and I'm pretty pissed about it. Like I get that we don't have any privacy in this world already but I would have preferred to take this to people on my own time.

[Gordon]

I knew you were a grumpy old man but I had no idea you were cruel. Like I don't even know what to say to you right now. I thought you actually cared about Oh yeah I do actually: that was completely unnecessary, fuck you.

Here's a public service announcement for you all: it's International Kissing Day. You should read these useful tips if you need some help in that department.

You're welcome!! 😘

Hey so at Throwback the other night I overheard two girls in the bathroom talking about some kind of cure for stupidpowers!?!?!?!?!?!? Is that an actual thing? Because I couldn't find them after to ask for details but I am so here for that. Does anyone know anything?

Also, while I haven't figured out a way to fix myself, might as well take advantage of whatever I can so: is there some secret special atavist-only place where I can get a really good view of the East River fireworks on Tuesday without being crushed by people? Cause I am there for that, too, unless I can ditch the powers before then in which case I promise I'll be perfectly happy being crushed by people.

[Friends]

Also I saw the yogurt commercial on YouTube today!!! I'm in there for literally ten seconds but it was totally unreal and I think they photoshopped my birthmarks off my midriff but WHATEVER, I'm a quasi-celebrity, be amazed and stuff.

[Camila]

Hey, thanks for not mentioning my little meltdown to Ken at our lesson yesterday, I appreciate it.

Who knows, maybe it'll all get fixed??? I'm trying not to hope too hard but 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[Friends]

So who wants to get really dressed up and check out this woo-woo way party tomorrow?

We might see some celebrities. Also free ROOSTER food. Also free drinks. Also it could be hilarious. Also if we go in a group there's less chance one of us will be kidnapped and sacrificed to the light or whatever.

So on my way out of one of the classes, I overheard something about a nightclub? Someone want to tell me more about that?

[Friends]
(apply super liberally - if you've ever had a friendly conversation with her on the network, you're probably on this cut)

Hey so my birthday's on Saturday and it's not going to be a fabulous unicorn party or anything, but if you guys want to come, I always take over my parents' restaurant and there's enough food and alcohol to go around.

If you could try to act normal though My parents and coworkers and stuff obviously don't know anything so just in case, we met through one of my gigs OK? Though there will be a crowd and usually no one bothers asking how people ended up there.

Lukomorye at [ADDRESS]. You can show up anytime after 4 on Saturday. If you've never had proper pirogi prepare to have your mind blown.

OK I'm a little late to say this but in my defense I had to work all day yesterday with a hangover and I've only just washed the last of the glitter out of my hair BUT ANYWAY I'm glad I got to be a +1 because that party was pretty much the most amazing and sparkliest thing I have ever witnessed and I am in circus so that is saying something. Bless you for existing rich birthday people!! 💖💖💖💖💖

[Olly]

I lost track of you the other night but you're responsible so I assume you got home fine???

[Camila]

Are you doing OK?

[Olivia]

Mac 'N Cheetos: they taste better drunk than sober, but OK, I admit, pretty good.

[Siya]

Had a close call last night but didn't die and now my show has closed, hallelujah, amen, I live to climb another day.

[Nash] (ultimately deleted)

Hey
It was cool to see you at
Impressive commitment to the glitter body paint the other

[Ken]

Tell me to stop being dumb ASAP, tyia.

[Ken 🎭]

Reminder, I'm going out with random gravity guy tonight. If I'm not home by 10 send a search party.

[Shelby 👠]

So speaking of new normal I guess I'm going out with some guy from on here and I have no idea what he's like but he promised me boozy ice cream floats and that's enough for me.

Here's where I'm going so you can track me down if I die 🙂

[address]

[Sasha 🌙] (Alex Moon)

So advice for lying to my mom? Because you know her, she sees through everything. And I've been off work injured for a week and she's fussing and I've barely avoided having her come to my house with soup at least three times. And if I don't go see her this weekend she'll be convinced I died.

Okay, so obviously I picked a bad time to be inducted into the lame avengers (like there's a good time, ha) or maybe everyone on here is always freaking out, but:

Does anybody reading this know about manipulating gravity or mass or whatever? I need someone to teach me how to not use my powers. Someone said something about classes and stuff but I'm sort of hoping to speed this up so I can go back to work and still make rent...

Anyone?