[PROJECT: ASCENSION]
I do hate to bother you, but we've had an incident at the Center during our Guided Meditation class. One of our meditators seems to have ... coccooned himself, is really the only way I can put it. We've escorted everyone else out of the Hall of Tranquility but we'll need to have someone remove him before Brother Chad's band practice begins later this afternoon.
Thank you, darlings! And if anyone wants to receive some enlightenment, don't forget that this season's classes just started this past Monday!