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I have one rule. One. Rule. I don't tolerate fighting at my club. I don't care who started it! And now I'm thinking, was Baseline Mingle a mistake? I'm trying to show the world that we're good people...don't make me regret it.

To Project Ascension: me and my staff were doing just fine handling security before all this and that's the way it's going to stay.

[THROWBACK STAFF]

Is everybody okay? You tell me if you need anything.

What's good, boys and girls and shapeshifters?

Throwback's annual EASTER PARADE is this weekend! Saturday night, keep in mind, so the pious among us can go celebrate Jesus on Sunday.

But on Saturday, come celebrate pastel-colored cocktail specials and fierce queens giving shows, honey! I know Aphra and Rose have something fun planned, and you don't want to miss Dina's infamous 'egg hunt' number. I'll be leading the parade with a brand new song!

Come wearing your Sunday best—we'll be having a Fussy Formalwear Parade on the catwalk, and whoever serves church lady realness the hardest will be coming away with some fabulous prizes. And I'm not just talking chocolate, honeybunnies!

Hello, beautiful people! Consider this your annual reminder that the Throwback Date Auction is on again for Valentine's Day on Saturday the 11th. Come one, come all! All proceeds go to community support at Greenwich House.

They say money can't buy you love, but damn! It can't hurt to try.

[ THROWBACK EMPLOYEES ]

Who wants to put up their love for sale? Don't be shy, boys and girls! I need people to work the event, too.