Maybe the Movement for Atavist Liberation should take a page out of Kendall Jenner's book and offer Project: Ascension an ice cold refreshing Pepsiā¢. Pepsiā¢ is the only soft drink guaranteed to unite protest movements and the Orwellian police state. Every bottle of Pepsiā¢ is guaranteed to make millionaire reality TV scions realize the error of their ways. Pepsiā¢, now with 500% of the FDA's daily recommended value of vitamin woke, is available wherever fine beverages are sold.
The Joy of Pepsi-Colaā¢.
Barring that, maybe instead of manifestos they could encourage everyone to #jointheconversation. Just something to think about, Mr. Barone.
Seriously though, and I'm not just saying this because I helped write it and appear in it as a protester: tonight's episode of
Late includes a pretty good satirization of the aforementioned advertisement. Maybe check it out if you like funny stuff? No pressure though. Cool, thanks bunches, bye.
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