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Hey everyone! We're starting our Halloween Festivities at the Bronx Zoo soon! It's always a lot of fun and I love having visitors at work, so you should definitely check it out 🤗

[ GAB ]

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Hi everyone!! This is an announcement that it is the birthdays of two of the most wonderful and beautiful girls I know. It was Jane's birthday on Friday and Aphra's birthday is tomorrow, so please send a lot of love their way!! 💝💕

This is also an announcement that Aphra, Jane and I are having a birthday party this Saturday at Jane's! You're all invited! It's going to be fun!!! I hope to see you all there!! 🎉💃👯‍♂️👯🥂🍹🍾🍻🎂


[ GAB ]

Hey You should come

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Has anyone heard from Giselle

[ FRIENDS OF JACE AND NOELLE (apply liberally) ]

Check your emails!! You have a paperless post!!

Jace and I are having a housewarming dinner on Thursday at 7pm 🤗 It's going to be fun, but try not to have so much fun that we lose our deposit.
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This is new, right? I can check it out. Linca, are you free to pretty me up?


[ GAYATRI ]

Hi, Dr. Kaur. Do you remember Ruby? I think she might need your help.

Is anyone checking out The Way's classes? Should we? Should we know what's going on there?

[ GISELLE, JANE, DAX ]

Hi, I need advice.

[ JACE & CHANDRA ]

A few more places to add to our list!!

http://www.quantumleaprestaurant.com/
https://www.yelp.com/biz/vita-new-york-3
http://vspot.nyc/

There's a lecture next week at Fordham University called Earth Day 2017: Building Sustainable Cities and Living Sustainable Lifestyles. Who wants to go with me???

Also, for parents whose kids are home for spring break or anyone who's curious about learning more about animals! Our keepers at the Bronx Zoo are doing talks about some of the animals until next week. Come have a listen and visit me!!

[ WILLOW ]

Happy birthday, Willowtree!!! 🥂🎂🎈🎉🎁

[ GARRET ]

Hey, do you want to hang out?

Hi everyone, sorry for being weird yesterday! I guess I was really moved by the service, that was kind of intense.

I'm rethinking the whole orphanage thing, too, because Jane's right. I don't know anything about kids. Also, I bought two Nintendo Switches to donate to a children's hospital, so I don't think big investments are the best thing for me right now. Soup kitchen day might still be fun, though! There's a sign up sheet at HQ.

Also, I have reinstalled Tinder and Bumble.


[ ARIEL ]

Hey, I talked to this lady about registering a 501(c) for the orphanage and now she keeps calling me. How do I get out of it?? Please help??

Was anyone else at the service today?? Edna Mae talked about doing good in the world, and she's totally right. We should all try to be better people. I started by telling the guy at the sandwich shop who always gives me free chips that I'm never going to want to fu have sex with him and that I only flirt with him because I like feeling like I'm charming enough to talk him into giving me free things. He charged me for my chips today, but that's the price of honesty, right?

We should up our contributions at 1st Corinthian. MAL soup kitchen day, who's in?? Also, how much is enough for a donation to a church?? Does it make you a better person if you do it anonymously so you don't get tax credit for it?

Attention pet owners! I'll be at Indiana Bones and the Raiders of the Lost Bark on Saturday for a low cost clinic! Indiana Bones is a pet shop in the East Village run by a dynamite lady named Madge. She also runs an animal rescue out of the shop and the proceeds from the clinic will go to helping the animals. Stop by, say hello, and get your pets vaccinated! Consultations and exams are available through my side practice. Make an appointment!

Attention everyone else! Indiana Bones also has rescues available for adoption! Stop by, say hello, and go home with a new friend!