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[EDDIE, RAJ (separately)]
HELP
HELP
can i ask you some probing personal questions, not as a journalist but as a confused human being?
this is so unchristian of me, talking about shep behind his back. but dude, what the hell happened with shep?
hey bud. feeling ok?
the TOP 3 REASONS byte magazine should comp my trip to defcon:
- our readers love hackers, will appreciate my Hackers (1995) references
- defcon hacked that first bluetooth vibrator, imagine getting a story from the ground level this time!
- raj singh is going so we could split the cost of the hotel and you know i don't eat "real" food so really you couldn't send anyone cheaper
what's with that fire, anyway? did you reach out to p:a and get told nothing? should i?
hey. have you thought of setting up a strongbox for submissions to the bulletin? looks like the MAL have already worked out how to get their $.02 heard, but they're probably not the only ones who'd value the anonymity.
it'd have to be outside the network, obvs, because i'd be SHOCKED if P:A isn't monitoring everything that goes on here...and that might be tricky, for secrecy reasons. still, i could help you set it up.
sorry i LMGTFY'd you, bruh. kinda gave the wrong impression
can i talk to you?
hey do you ever get weird about people calling you padre because you're only like, 27 or whatever?