Front Lines Communications

WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH SHIRTLESS PICS ON ATAGRAM I don't understand?

Is the network safe or are we still having fugitive vs government showdowns?

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Hey, assholes.

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Is that unicorn party thing for real? Are people actually going?

Hey, P:A or whoever does things about this, all my shit is gone. Like the expensive shit, obviously. I don't know if this is the Grinch but there wasn't any sign of a break-in, soooo. I'm fine with the Grinch or whoever stealing my roommate's Apple Watch tho. If you manage to locate our belongings, feel free to say that one didn't turn up.

Also what do we call normal people? Baselines? Muggles? Whatever. I talked to the normal human police and then my HAND STARTED GLOWING while I was giving a report so then I started crossing my arms and shoved my hands under my armpits and the cop started taking more notes and giving me one of those "my facial expression is technically neutral but I think you're guilty as fuck" looks. Which brings me to my next question:

Does anyone need a roommate or something? Trying to keep my power a secret on all fronts while I'm getting a grip on it is too fucking hard right now.

Sup. This is Elias. You probs don't know me because I've only had my power for a month and have been working on not blinding people by accident. AMA? Or, more usefully, tell me shit I should know about life when you're atavised.