Front Lines Communications

FILTERED TO: ANNIE'S FRIENDS (Cole, Desmond, Lev, Hal, Stella, Amalia, Phoebe, Eddie, Nik, Ro)

Are you guys gonna tell your parents???

Well, I'M going to the Renaissance Faire tomorrow. Who wants to go be a tavern wench alongside me, complete with the corsets that come up under your boobs and make them jut out?

No but seriously, I need a turkey leg the size of my head, and like three people at least to traipse around all dressed up.

[NOAH]
That goddamn means you.

[ANNIE]
Question: if the holy whatsitsfaces find out I brought three six packs of beer and Indian takeout to watch all three Matrix movies with you in bed, will they smite me or just try to sell me their light religion?

Followup question: If I bring three six packs of beer and Indian takeout to watch all three Matrix movies with you in bed, will you tell me what's really going on in your head or is that going to require ice cream too?

FILTER: Eddie + Hadas

Happy friendversary roomies! I'm fixin to do us up a real nice dinner on the first! And maybe make a pecan pie ☺️ Y'all have any special requests? Did you see your present? Aw heck I'll just tell ya! I put a picture of us in the kitchen 👩🏻👩🏻👱🏻 I ran out of green glitter but I think it looks ok 💪

Happy Pride, you Manhattan motherfuckers. Open tasting from 6-8 at SOB (and I mean open TASTING, not open bar), so get the hell out of the city once your rainbow flags have all been waved and come get drunk in Brooklyn, even though ours was two weeks ago. All my shit'll be available in growlers, cases, and six packs. That includes the new spiced ginger shandy which is goddamn fabulous, thank you very much.

And don't be a dick. At least for today. We all get enough of that shit the other 364.

[NOAH]
You doing something today?

[RO]
Sooooo how's it going?

[APHRA]
Are you over it yet?

I sell the best Brandy and Sherry
To make all my customers merry,
But at times their finances
Run short as it chances,
And then I feel very sad, very.

Son of a Bitch Brewery is working on a summer shandy: get your wallets ready, kiddos! Clouds are out, sun is in, and you're going to want a cold damn beer when it hits eighty on Sunday.

[NOAH]
I haven't seen you in four days. What the fuck are you doing and why is the answer not "taking you to dinner, Eddie"? Come be a human.

[ANNIE]
Pretty convinced this new housing situation of mine is actually the premise of a sitcom and I'm in the pilot. Are you the canned laughs?