Front Lines Communications

Haven’t checked in in a while, sup. Need anything?

[Jane]
Get a disguise and let’s go out.

[Agents Bryant and Caldwell]

Thanks. For the help, from before. I appreciate it.

That is all~

I both would and would not recommend checking out social media today guys, the internet is fucking wild~

I’ve been busy, somebody tl;dr for me.

24 hours later and through Very Scientific tests I can confirm that it is true that the solar eclipse doesn't do shit for waterbenders. The full moon doesn't either tho. Boo.

Come see me dance on Thursday I'm trying new stuff.

I have the worst hangover I've ever had, so please take pity on a girl and bring her food and treats. I don't deserve this, I'm a good person.

[Friends]
Seriously tho how bad an idea is it to start stripping as a side gig I had pros and cons but I was drunk and I forgot.

MAL Leadership
Soooo~

I talked to Paul. Reasons for joining our little squad here seem legit. I didn't blow my cover buuuut thought I'd leave this here while you guys figure out what to do next with him.

I distinctly remember us getting hold of some super suits. Who wants to fight me, I wanna play with them.

Gov Ball is in two weeks and there are still tickets left. I either need to make $300 in tips really quick or get a sugar daddy. Which is easier?

Wait no $300 plus taxes and booking fees, and enough money for overpriced drinks. Oh, capitalism.

Just a little follow up on T's promo for this weekend, would not recommend missing Throwback over Easter. If I'm not on stage I'll be distributing Easter cheer~ And treats. Who doesn't love treats?

In other news, anyone want to drop an Easter Egg at my door, I would appreciate u. And after The Grinch, maybe keep an eye out for holiday villains. Just in case.

Okay a thought: Is having codenames the worst idea in the world?? Cause I'm waiting for that moment one of us uses our real name in public cause P:A will be on it like flies on shit.

This obviously doesn't count for the actual fugitives among us, I think you guys might be past that (sorry) but it's maaaybe something to think about. Also for the fun. Think of the fun.

I can't be the only person having some fun with our digivolved selves, right?

P:A agent won a date with me. Lololol. How do I deal with this? The other dates are potential recruits, but imma get back to you before I go full WW2 special agent.

[PAT]

I'm about to tell you something that either makes me the best or the worst (but most hilarious) person ever, so consider this me gauging your mood.

Okay so I dgaf about the superbowl and I don't plan to start, but it's got me to thinking something. Atavists and sport, right? Is there an atavist in sport those good folk finding us don't know about yet? Or that they do know about, oooh. Can atavists even play competitive sport if their magical shit helps? Cause we're not meant to tell anyone yeah, and unfair advantages are 'frowned upon', but that never stopped people doping the shit out of themselves even without superpowers. Maybe there's like stuff already written up just in case IDEK.

I'm just saying we clean up in the Olympics already and some of those dudes playing football are frankly athletically terrifying, but now I'm looking at entire teams with suspicion, and tomorrow I might actually pay attention.

I have so many questions and no answers, discuss.