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Okay, but, real talk: Is it just me or do the Tuesdays after a holiday feel more like a Monday than Mondays?

I mean, this is the Restaurant Biz so weekends and holidays aren't as MUCH a thing for me and us as other folks, sure, but I just mean like. Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, today has been so dead. I didn't even have to use my powers to seat anyone. I mean, I did anyway but I didn't have to. Could've totally Muggled it. And that's disgusting. Like, come the fuck on, I've got awesome wibbly wobbly timey wimey powers for a reason, I should never have to NOT use them.

Just because the fun weekend time is over doesn't mean y'all shouldn't go out to eat and have a grand old time, okay. Tuesdays can be fun days, too. According to Wiki it's even named after the viking god of Victory, so obviously Tuesdays can be KIND of a big deal, guys. #MakeTuesdayABigDeal

OKAY.

Look, I've been thinking it over, and after I had this nice chat with this little old lady at the grocery store, I realized that the way we all act on this thing is just fucking freaking ridiculous. We are grown-ass men and women, we use way too many swears and shit.

IT IS TIME TO ACT OUR DAMN AGE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

If you'd be so kind, please help me keep the network a better place, by calling out any swearing, rudeness, meanness, etc. if and when you see it.

Thank you! Kiss kiss!

P.S. I will be keeping a swear jar behind the hostess stand at Rooster. You're expected to stop in and contribute, when caught using naughty language. Also, try the lunch specials because they're fucking fantastic.


[OOC: This is all for Jamie's bit on the plot calendar. It was supposed to happen yesterday but I was stuck at work and then IJ wasn't working when I got home so... she's yelling at you all today. Sorry bout it.]

I have questions.

a) How am I still hungover?

b) What demon made tequila? What did mankind do to deserve such a terrible vengeance to be dealt to us as tequila? WHYYYYY

c) Who has my wallet?

d) Why did I bother giving someone my wallet when I had my credit cards in my phone case? Did drunk me outsmart sober me or is it the other way around?

e) No but seriously who the flip has my wallet?

f) I'm pretty sure I'm dying. Can someone come give me last rites and/or a bloody mary?

f2) Nope, nope, definitely the last rites. Definitely the last rites. Thought of a bloody mary makes me want to vom more.

that last one wasnt a question was it?

good time, though. 10/10 would recommend to a friend. #throwbackrules #yesI'llbeatworkontimebossmen #ohgodpleasehelpme #bloodymaryfullofvodka #prayformenowandthehourofmydeathwhichIhopeissoonamen