If you don't think this is adorable, you're wrong.
[Oliver]
So. Everything is terrible, but aside from that how's things?
[Janet] (edited in later)
Hey babe. I have a question.
So. Everything is terrible, but aside from that how's things?
Hey babe. I have a question.
Lito's awake.
[1] He's awake
[2] He seems fine
[3] Thank you.
1. If you're lost in the woods, try to find a logged tree (or three). The tree rings will be thicker on the south-facing side. It's a helpful way to get your bearings (In the Northern Hemisphere).
2. The earth's largest (known) living organism is actually an aspen grove. An aspen grove is comprised of one "mother" tree and hundreds/thousands of her clones, all linked together by the same root system. The largest organism on earth is an aspen grove in Utah named Pando. It's made up of approximately 47,000 genetically identical trees.
3. Instead of using 4 paper towels to dry your hands, you can fold one in half and achieve the same effect. This works because folding the towel allows interstitial suspension. Joe Smith had a great (and short) TED talk about it if you're into that: Shake and fold
Okay, I'm not making the list any longer because I can feel your eyes glazing over, but trees are cool. Just remember trees are our friends. Please be nice to them.
I’ve been encouraged to introduce myself here so… hello. My name is Ruby. I work for Parks and Recreation, and before you ask: apparently Leslie Knope isn’t real, so I’m still not over that. I like outdoor activities, andI’m a slut forI’m really into trees.
I’m originally from Denver, but I moved here from Portland a couple of weeks ago. So I’m new in every sense of the word. Like, new enough that I’m still taking the housing market here very personally. What I’m paying for my crappy apartment in Brooklyn is appalling. Unless the messiah himself came down and blessed that apartment in particular there’s no excuse for what it costs.
That seems like enough, so moral of the story: I have no friends*, and I’m desperate - all offers of friendship will be considered.
*Except you, Olly, but I was trying to make a point.
This was all explained to me, but I was a little emotionally compromised, so just to clarify: Do I have to officially report when I leave town? It really seems like an organization that likes paperwork, so I figured I’d check.