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Jared Taylor Thomas, age 40, dishonorably discharged from the Marines over disciplinary issues and inability to follow orders. Insists on driving, but cannot drive. Takes women twenty years his senior on dates. Uses toad physiology to grab insects out of the air with tongue. Most played song: Peacock by Katy Perry. Number of selfies on phone: 492 in the last three months.
Was your mother a big Home Improvement fan? Have you discovered there's music beyond ICP and Simple Plan? Do you not understand basic tenets of Manhattan traffic?
Jared Taylor Thomas, age 40, dishonorably discharged from the Marines over disciplinary issues and inability to follow orders. Insists on driving, but cannot drive. Takes women twenty years his senior on dates. Uses toad physiology to grab insects out of the air with tongue. Most played song: Peacock by Katy Perry. Number of selfies on phone: 492 in the last three months.
Was your mother a big Home Improvement fan? Have you discovered there's music beyond ICP and Simple Plan? Do you not understand basic tenets of Manhattan traffic?
