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Yo yo yo! Man, I'm tired! I need to stop going out on Monday nights. Lol. I'm gonna have to take it easy the rest of the week.

Who's coming to Rooster tonight?

Wow, I don't think I'll ever get used to how [...] intense rehearsals can be!

[ Alphie ]

Can we talk about what happened at Fire Island?

[ Trey, but the filter gets messed up so actually Friends (minus Alphie) ]

So you know about Alphie, yeah?

RE: Constitutional and Contractual Concerns of Atavism

Dear Atavist Community,

It has come to my attention that many individuals feel that their constitutionally-protected civil rights have been infringed upon and that they have been coerced into signing unconscionable contracts because of their membership in class: atavists.

If you believe that the above paragraph describes you and you have any interest in pursuing legal remedies, please message me off-list: ldembitz@cravath.com. All communications will be kept completely confidential.

I intend to bill time spent on atavist cases pro bono, so there is no need for concern about compensation.

Best,

Louise Dembitz, Esq.

Pens up 2-0
Perds can't pull through to save their lives

I swear it's all Corrine Harper's fault the Rangers aren't killing it right now in the finals.






Don't worry, this is the last time I'm going to say it.

Hi everyone. I would like to apologize for my behavior over the last few weeks. Still not really sure where Heather is, but apparently she's traveling so I guess...that's that and I'm just crazy. See you all around and sorry for bothering you. But let the record show that I am not a creepy stalker, just a caring ex-boyfriend and concerned citizen.

Pretty sick livestream though, right??

so let me get this straight. there's The Movement for blah blah blah and Project Ascension and you guys fight over us? and the rest of you just sit around arguing all day?


I'm looking for a skinny Japanese kid. delicate about being spat on. owe him an apology, if anyone would be [...] kind enough to point him out, there's a beer in it for you :)

[Chris]
[In French.]

what the fuck.

HEY. Listen up, everybody. I'm going to be live-streaming a message to everyone who's refused to help me with my mission. Tune in TODAY at 3pm on Periscope and every other app that has a live streaming feature or else.

I've never posted in here before but I REALLY need help.

My name is Bryce and I'm looking for my ex-girlfriend Heather White. Do any of you know her? I mean, anyone besides Phoebe and Lev? I KNOW she's here and I KNOW one of you must have talked to her because she's literally EVERYWHERE but idk why she's not responding to my texts?? And if she's avoiding me omg I get it, I'm a douche, HEATHER IF YOU CAN READ THIS I'M SORRY I DUMPED YOU IN A TEXT

So if you're one of her friends and you just want to yell at me and this is some kind of sick rom com revenge thing, let me break it down for you: romantic comedies are just reinforcing the patriarchal status quo. At least that's what Heather told

What kind of New Yorker doesn't know the difference between the Rangers and the Islanders, anyway?