Front Lines Communications

I think we might have skipped fall and launched right into pregame season for the primaries. You know, the one where politicians test out and sling their conveniently uninformed (ie: bullshit) opinions about/at their constituents to see what sticks and if it forms a campaign slogan? I mean hey, if we can't count on the weather or our constitutional rights or privacy, at the very least we can still count on assholes being assholes.

Also, does anyone know if there's a seasonal coffee/pastry flavor for this? Asking for a 'so-called atavist' who needs to update a diner menu. I'd ask a senator, but he might take it as an atavist threat.

P.S.
Remember which one of them says what and when they say it if when we get to vote.

So New York's been fun.

[ Trey ]

Hey, it's Heath Davenport. Still looking for a place?

TEXT TO: Pat (burner)
FROM: Heath (burner)

[1] How are you?

TEXT TO: Rose (burner)
FROM: Heath (burner)

[1] How's it going?

It took a while but I managed to get a hold of Noelle's parents
We should probably get the word out to everyone else soon

[..] I honestly don't think P:A should be let off the hook for what they did to her
I think they should know exactly what they've done
And telling everyone she died at Times Square will just give them an out they don't deserve

People deserve the truth especially the ones who knew and loved her the way we did
That's all...

Ugh, I need a personal assistant.

How am I supposed to find a D-List celebrity boyfriend before Baseline Mingle tonight?! Pap shots with a D-Lister boyfriend at a social event are a crucial part in my rise to fame! Can anyone help me out here? I'll even settle for some CW nobody.

I mean, obviously I should be getting my rest seeing as how I've got so many big meetings lined up this week, but I can't disappoint my adoring public.