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Okay, let me just try and make some sense of the acid trip my life has suddenly become.

Sure, I can buy that superpowers are a thing. Why the fuck not?
And of course there's a branch of the government dedicated to being superpowered cops, because it's the government. They'd do that.
And those supercops can merrily use violent force against you, fuck up your bike as they please, use it as a goddamn weapon against you, and detain you for having superpowers. Because cops.
I can buy into all of that. I'm pissed, but I'm on board.

But are you seriously telling me that it is against the goddamn law for me to go back to my apartment and my job, because it's a two hour drive down the Turnpike?

Today I learned that Kinder Surprise are illegal in America because they're dangerous? This explains so much about this country.

I also learned that grilled peanut butter banana and Nutella sandwiches are really good and that sometimes it's okay to have sandwiches with two slices of bread. I absolutely draw the line at adding bacon though.

Look, I know Stuy-Town is our little atavist playpen or whatever but whoever summoned all the locusts, can you turn off your locust powers for the love of God?

[ THE WAY OF ALL FLESH ]

The Greenwich House gala thing was pretty nice, but wait til you see what Stella and I are putting together for the Midsummer Masquerade at 31 Whitehall. It's gonna knock your socks off, guaranteed.

[ ANNIE & PHOEBE ]

Hey ladies. You free this weekend?