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Hey, P:A or whoever does things about this, all my shit is gone. Like the expensive shit, obviously. I don't know if this is the Grinch but there wasn't any sign of a break-in, soooo. I'm fine with the Grinch or whoever stealing my roommate's Apple Watch tho. If you manage to locate our belongings, feel free to say that one didn't turn up.

Also what do we call normal people? Baselines? Muggles? Whatever. I talked to the normal human police and then my HAND STARTED GLOWING while I was giving a report so then I started crossing my arms and shoved my hands under my armpits and the cop started taking more notes and giving me one of those "my facial expression is technically neutral but I think you're guilty as fuck" looks. Which brings me to my next question:

Does anyone need a roommate or something? Trying to keep my power a secret on all fronts while I'm getting a grip on it is too fucking hard right now.

[P:A Leadership & Nika Moon]

I'm pleased as punch to report our experiment yesterday went very well.. better than expected for a first prototype! Colby's powers were unaffected by the suit and I dare say he seemed even faster, but Karo is probably better for making that kind of judgment call.

Anyway! I've asked Nika to make us a couple of dozen so our agents can test them in the field. We may need to make improvements along the way, but I hope this is a large leap for atavist kind in solving some of our every day problems!


[Noelle]

Celebratory dinner tonight? I can't tell you what we're celebrating but

[Annette]

Oh look. I made the Daily Mews.

[Rose]

How are you?

[Aphra, Jakob, Jayla (separately; cc: Abilene)]

Hello.

[Dan]

I hope you understand that the Project would never be involved in such a catastrophe if our hand were not forced.

[Oliver]

Another hard week for you. Please assure me you will let us know if it is too much.

This Friday we'll be having 17% off books by Irish authors.

[Teleporting Trio aka Danvir, Isaac, & Martin]

[A picture of the MAL statement that was delivered via cat.]

A tabby delivered this to the store around lunch. It was wearing a scarf.

[ Project: Ascension ]

So, with this hospital thing. Are you guys like, rebuilding it? Or fixing it or anything like that? If it's an atavist doing it, can I volunteer to help out? With their rebuilding powers or whatever?

And no, Dad, this is still not me saying I want to join up. I just want to help out with this, if I can.

[ MAL ]

Agent Decorso is officially asking me some general stuff about Heather. How to get into contact with her and all that. He says she missed an appointment a while back so they're looking in to see if she's alright.

Attention pet owners! I'll be at Indiana Bones and the Raiders of the Lost Bark on Saturday for a low cost clinic! Indiana Bones is a pet shop in the East Village run by a dynamite lady named Madge. She also runs an animal rescue out of the shop and the proceeds from the clinic will go to helping the animals. Stop by, say hello, and get your pets vaccinated! Consultations and exams are available through my side practice. Make an appointment!

Attention everyone else! Indiana Bones also has rescues available for adoption! Stop by, say hello, and go home with a new friend!