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Apparently Katy Perry has chained a disco ball to a park bench in Brooklyn and it plays a preview of her new song?

Hey, some girl just blew up a taxi over by Central Park. She looks freaked out and has shoulder-length dark hair and I have Venmo. 😄📱💲

Regarding this

P:A AGENTS.

See below. En route with Agent Huang.

This is also a reminder to everyone of my longstanding "dibs" on elementals.

REPLIES ~2 HOURS LATER.

this whole reporting for cash business has kinda left a sour taste in my mouth. like, i get that new atavists need help asap, i get that. but why is it that p:a has to provide a monetary incentive to do it? are we all that cynical and mistrustful that we need to be bribed?

and if so, then like: why are y'all so cynical and mistrustful that you need to be bribed? genuine question for genuine answer, please

[GARRETT]

sorry i LMGTFY'd you, bruh. kinda gave the wrong impression

[ISAAC]

can i talk to you?

[FATHER TED]

hey do you ever get weird about people calling you padre because you're only like, 27 or whatever?