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Tweak says, "You know nothing, Jon Snow."

k͎e͎n͎z͎i͎ (monsterthong) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-08-26 21:40:00

Entry tags:

bo dennis, kenzi malikov, lara croft

texts [as inari]

>> Hey, Bodacious
>> How's tricks?

>> Muscles, muscles, muscles
>> Got anything wedding-wise you need me to do?
>> I'm at your service for errands

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	lara 2016-08-27 12:16 am UTC (link)
	>> Got any suggestions for locations? >> Besides the manor, anyway. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-27 11:14 am UTC (link)
	>> Depends what kind of theme you're looking for, I guess >> Elegant, rustic, disco >> Did I ever tell you how brave you are, by the way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2016-08-27 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> Something that suits both of us. I know she doesn't like ostentatious and neither do I >> But she's a secret romantic and I want to appeal to that >> Why am I brave? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-28 01:22 am UTC (link)
	>> Simple with an undertone of Disney, got'cha >> I can put some feelers out >> But I mean >> Doing the forever thing with a succubus >> They're not exactly known for their monogamy in Fae World >> Biological thing (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2016-08-28 01:48 am UTC (link)
	>> I'm not worried. >> I trust Bo to overcome her instincts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-29 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	>> Kinda like denying a fish water, tootsie roll >> Bo's a package that comes with a special label >> There's a reason why faes keep themselves separate from humans >> So, yeah, props to ya >> Might want to stock up on female viagra though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2016-08-29 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> Our relationship is more than sex >> And I trust her (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

monsterthong
2016-08-29 10:03 pm UTC (link)

~~Oh, honey, you have NO idea~~
>> Not saying you don't trust her or that she doesn't love you
>> Sometimes succubi need more than a human, or one human
>> It's a thing when your entire being revolves around sexual energy
>> Just prepare for some possible slip ups, is all
>> It's part of understanding who and what Bo is
>> And you just wanna think about it before you two tie the knot

>> She's my bestie, and I want to make sure she's with someone who can handle her

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	lara 2016-08-29 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	>> Are you telling me you don't think I can handle Bo? >> I know you're protective of her, but we'll be fine.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-30 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	>> Honestly, I just think you'll get hurt by Bo in the long run >> Not that she'll mean to do it >> But she's literally viagra on legs, and sometimes instincts get the best of her >> Bo's always going to struggle with control, you just have to be ready for it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2016-08-30 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	>> That >> won't happen.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-30 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	>> Hey, I'm rooting for you, Muscles >> Maybe twu wuv will calm her raging vagina, idk >> You'll probably have better luck than the other two dream bozos (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2016-08-30 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	>> thanks (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-30 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	>> No probs! >> Totes here for you >> Chin up, though, it'll all be greaaaaaat ~~bitch u so dumb~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	faetedlove 2016-08-27 02:46 am UTC (link)
	>> Tricks? >> What tricks? >> Isn't it a little early yet to think about Halloween? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-27 11:16 am UTC (link)
	>> Awww, my bestie is so cute >> Texting your soon to be wifey for any wedding planning errands that need to be done >> I'm in MOH mode, Bodacious (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faetedlove 2016-08-28 01:25 am UTC (link)
	>> This is why you're the best MOH >> One of these days you and I should go looking for dresses >> Both mine and yours (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-28 01:29 am UTC (link)
	>> Shopping day with you is so on >> We're hitting up fancy boutiques, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faetedlove 2016-08-28 01:32 am UTC (link)
	>> Yes, we are >> At least for starters >> If we can't find anything we like, then we'll need to broaden the search (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-29 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	>> Good thing you gots yourself a sugar mama for any fancy dress needs >> We gotta find you two a venue though >> Something sturdy in case dream things happen (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faetedlove 2016-08-30 12:19 am UTC (link)
	>> Don't call her that, even as a joke >> I'm not here for the money >> Something not in a church >> I refuse to step foot in a church (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-30 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	~~touchy, touchy~~ >> My bad, princess >> But church is a no-go, check >> Somewhere secluded, maybe? >> I think she's worried about you going all mega SuccuBo (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faetedlove 2016-08-30 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	>> Everyone should be worried about that >> Yet no one actually seems to be worried that I could kill everyone in a room with me >> Though why is Lara worried about that now in particular? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-30 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	>> Because she's marrying you, and therefore has to deal with it for the rest of her life? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faetedlove 2016-08-30 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	>> Thanks for making me feel like a burden >> Though why is she telling you this and not me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-30 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	>> You're not, Bobo >> At least not to me >> And maybe because we can relate on a human level, I don't know? >> Maybe it's nerves or cold feet (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faetedlove 2016-08-30 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	>> That's odd >> She's never been one to hold back concerns about my fae nature >> I really wish I wasn't fae (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-08-30 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	>> First time for everything >> I just hope she doesn't get tired of your succubus-ness >> You do tend to wake up bleeding a lot (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faetedlove 2016-08-31 12:10 am UTC (link)
	>> I suppose >> She wakes up bleeding just as much as I do >> That's nothing either of us can't handle (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damnit gmail ate this comment monsterthong 2016-09-01 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	>> Except only one of you has super suckerface powers that get complicated >> Just remember she's human, and breakable (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn it gmail! faetedlove 2016-09-01 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	>> I know she is, Kenzi >> I'm always aware of that >> I'm always careful so I don't kill her (Reply to this) (Parent)