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Kol Mikaelson ([info]theoriginaljerk) wrote in [info]valarcomm,
@ 2013-10-18 19:08:00

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Entry tags:caroline forbes, damon salvatore, finn mikaelson, jenna sommers, katherine pierce, kenzi malikov, kol mikaelson, niklaus mikaelson, rebekah mikaelson, stefan salvatore, zelda

Text to all friends and family. This includes you Lexi, Jeremy and Katherine.
>>Please tell me that Kenzi was fucking drunk.
>>Please oh please tell me that she was drunk and making shit up.
>>Elijah Mikaelson I know you are not dating Katherine Gilbert. You are not that stupid to date somebody BARELY LEGAL.
>>This is a joke. Right?


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[info]sofulloflight
2013-10-18 10:17 pm UTC (link)
-- It's not THAT bad.
-- Damon did it.
-- At least three times.
-- Stefan too.

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-18 10:21 pm UTC (link)
>>Yes but my brother is considerably older.
>>And it's my brother.
>>And she's Katherine.

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(no subject) - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-18 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-18 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-18 10:50 pm UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:54 pm UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-18 11:05 pm UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 11:10 pm UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-18 11:18 pm UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 11:48 pm UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-18 11:50 pm UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 11:58 pm UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-19 12:05 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-19 12:07 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-19 12:24 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-19 01:17 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-19 01:17 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-19 01:27 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-19 01:33 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-19 01:35 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-19 01:48 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-19 01:52 am UTC
Caroline/Katherine - [info]sofulloflight, 2013-10-19 03:22 am UTC
Re: Caroline/Katherine - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-19 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 11:08 pm UTC
Reply to Just Kol.
[info]boozyhousewife
2013-10-18 10:20 pm UTC (link)
-- She's 18 now.
-- It shouldn't matter.
-- If they're happy, everyone else should be.
-- Unless you are going to give Damon the same lecture!

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Reply to Just Jenna
[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-18 10:24 pm UTC (link)
>>Look, I don't agree with what Damon did.
>>But my brother is way older than her.
>>And as much as I love your family, Jenna...
>>Kat can be a bit of a bitch.

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Jenna | Kol - [info]boozyhousewife, 2013-10-18 10:29 pm UTC
Re: Jenna | Kol - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:49 pm UTC
Jenna | Kol - [info]boozyhousewife, 2013-10-18 10:55 pm UTC

[info]pickyourpocket
2013-10-18 10:21 pm UTC (link)
-- fuck.
-- that happened?

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-18 10:24 pm UTC (link)
>>It did.

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(no subject) - [info]pickyourpocket, 2013-10-18 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:56 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI
[info]briarpatches
2013-10-18 10:25 pm UTC (link)
>> I can't believe you told him.

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KAT/KENZI - [info]pickyourpocket, 2013-10-18 10:32 pm UTC
Re: KAT/KENZI - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:35 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]pickyourpocket, 2013-10-18 10:41 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:45 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]pickyourpocket, 2013-10-18 10:46 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:52 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]pickyourpocket, 2013-10-18 10:59 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 11:00 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]pickyourpocket, 2013-10-18 11:23 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 11:46 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]pickyourpocket, 2013-10-18 11:52 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 11:58 pm UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]pickyourpocket, 2013-10-19 01:31 am UTC
KAT/KENZI - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-19 01:33 am UTC

[info]huntpreykill
2013-10-18 10:24 pm UTC (link)
»Uh oh. UH OH.
»I'm creeped out more because that's my ex and future brother in law, but WHEN BECKS SEES THIS.

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-18 10:33 pm UTC (link)
>>She better not hurt him.

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(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boozyhousewife, 2013-10-18 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boozyhousewife, 2013-10-18 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 11:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boozyhousewife, 2013-10-18 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boozyhousewife, 2013-10-18 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]huntpreykill, 2013-10-18 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 11:06 pm UTC

[info]briarpatches
2013-10-18 10:24 pm UTC (link)
>> Classy.

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-18 10:34 pm UTC (link)
>>Ya that sums you up, doesn't it?

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(no subject) - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]briarpatches, 2013-10-18 10:57 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only.
[info]sadisticcharm
2013-10-18 10:26 pm UTC (link)
>> I'm not a fan of the relationship, myself
>> but it was Elijah's secret to tell.

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Mikaelsons Only.
[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-18 10:34 pm UTC (link)
>>You knew?!
>>She better not hurt him, Nik.

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Mikaelsons Only. - [info]sadisticcharm, 2013-10-18 10:37 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 10:47 pm UTC
Re: Mikaelsons Only. - [info]sadisticcharm, 2013-10-18 11:02 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 11:04 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]sadisticcharm, 2013-10-18 11:06 pm UTC
Re: Mikaelsons Only. - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 11:38 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]sadisticcharm, 2013-10-18 11:39 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 11:49 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]sadisticcharm, 2013-10-18 11:53 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-18 11:56 pm UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]sadisticcharm, 2013-10-19 12:08 am UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 12:13 am UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]sadisticcharm, 2013-10-19 12:18 am UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 12:20 am UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]sadisticcharm, 2013-10-19 12:23 am UTC
Mikaelsons Only. - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 12:24 am UTC

[info]earned
2013-10-19 12:11 am UTC (link)
>> Wait, what?
>> Elijah is dating Katherine?
>> Explain.

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-19 12:17 am UTC (link)
>>Kenzi said they were dating.
>>Kitty Kat confirmed.
>>I am sooooo getting wasted with Nik.

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(no subject) - [info]earned, 2013-10-19 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]earned, 2013-10-19 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 12:26 am UTC

[info]flipstheswitch
2013-10-19 12:41 am UTC (link)
>> Kol, you're drunk.
>> Let's face it though, the girl can do some damage.
>> Still...
>> I hate to even say this.
>> It isn't our business, only to pick up what's left of him later.

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-19 12:42 am UTC (link)
>>I'll scatter her remains across Huntington Beach if he hurts her.
>>And I'm not drunk...enough.
>>I've only had...6 drinks since finding out.

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(no subject) - [info]flipstheswitch, 2013-10-19 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]flipstheswitch, 2013-10-19 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 03:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]flipstheswitch, 2013-10-19 03:33 am UTC

[info]finninabox
2013-10-19 01:40 am UTC (link)
>> And what exactly is the problem with this Katherine?
>> I don't believe I've met her.

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-19 01:46 am UTC (link)
>>She's 18.
>>And Stefan's ex.
>>And Damon's ex.

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[info]hylianruler
2013-10-19 02:27 am UTC (link)
>> What happened??

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-19 03:02 am UTC (link)
>>Elijah is dating the ex of my future brother in law.

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(no subject) - [info]hylianruler, 2013-10-19 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hylianruler, 2013-10-19 03:21 am UTC
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[info]anoriginal
2013-10-19 03:01 am UTC (link)
>> Lovely.

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-19 03:02 am UTC (link)
>>It's not lovely.
>>He deserves better.

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Return Text - [info]anoriginal, 2013-10-19 03:03 am UTC
Re: Return Text - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 03:04 am UTC
Return Text - [info]anoriginal, 2013-10-19 03:05 am UTC
Re: Return Text - [info]theoriginaljerk, 2013-10-19 03:15 am UTC

[info]amanofhonor
2013-10-19 02:15 pm UTC (link)
✉ Thank you, Kol.
✉ This is exactly how I wanted everyone to find out.
✉ Yes, I am dating Katherine. I have been for a few months.
✉ I am in love love with her.
✉ And I hope that you, as my brother, can be happy for me.
✉ Now, please tell me that in sending this to everyone in our lives, that you somehow left out our dear parents.

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[info]theoriginaljerk
2013-10-19 09:07 pm UTC (link)
>>If you love her...I can try to be happy for you.
>>Hell no I didn't send this to THEM.

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