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Tweak says, "Now unless I am wrong, I am ri"

ᴡᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ, ᴡᴇ (plunder) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-03-25 07:59:00

Entry tags:

kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), mary margaret blanchard (snow white), regina mills (evil queen)

private message to oncers + kenzi
Guess what I did! Come on then, I'll give you three guesses. Three shots to get right to the heart of the matter!

Ooh, I very nearly spoiled it.

Alright, two more guesses but no more hints. Except that consider it my way of thanking you for ensuring my wolf's blood and dragon scales delivery was completely botched. It's just as well. If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.

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	private regally 2016-03-25 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	~~What the hell are you--~~ You're welcome, darling, but could you please keep the dramatics down? Turning into Rumple doesn't suit you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	private plunder 2016-03-25 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	How's this: Let my errand boy be or you'll be sweeping the dust of his crushed heart into a pan. Better, darling? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private regally 2016-03-25 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	And where exactly did you think he was going to get those errands, hm? You've seen the boy, right? Your mistake for entrusting a photographer for delicate potion ingredients, or whatever he is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private plunder 2016-03-25 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no, I applaud his creativity. But I'm quite sure the photographer didn't give me fake wolf's blood. Tsk. His heart is simply assurance you lot will not cross me in the future. It's beautiful collateral. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private regally 2016-03-25 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	~~Of course you would--~~ You do know you could have come for me for ingredients such as those? All you had to do was ask nicely. But I'm a little cross that you've avoided me since you disappeared, I had to get your attention somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private plunder 2016-03-25 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	You've been successful, then. Well, I do miss you a bit. Can I really trust you though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private regally 2016-03-25 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	That depends if I can trust you. I know you're angry. I don't blame you for being angry, Killian, but you know how I don't appreciate secrecy. It's not exactly how I pictured our relationship to go when you gave me Liam's ring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private plunder 2016-03-25 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Not I. I simply needed to ensure we want the same things. I think we do. It's why we've always gone so well together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private regally 2016-03-25 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~I don't know what else to do but--~~ I'll always want you. Even when you're being a complete asshole about some things, but I suppose I can let bygones be bygones if you don't exclude me. My little black heart can still hurt sometimes, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private plunder 2016-03-25 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm. Perhaps I'll pay you a visit, then. You, by my side. That's what I want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private regally 2016-03-25 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you a romantic? I'm sure you know where you to find me, or where I'll be when you decide to grace me with your presence. I'm still annoyed, but I'm sure you know how to adequately fix that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private plunder 2016-03-25 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I can fix that, love. There's so much I can fix now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	I don't like you anymore. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, a shame. How about your friend? You like him, don't you? Want to keep him alive, I assume? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	What do you want, you pompous piece of Dark One scrotum? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Stay out of my way. That's all. I'll give him his heart back eventually. Or crush it, but that's dependent on you lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	I love blackmail so fresh in the morning. I don't even know what the hell you're trying to do, but it can't be worth everything you're destroying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes a little destruction is necessary, to build something so beautiful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody wants to see your something beautiful if you have to be a colossal dick to get there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Dickishness is in the eye of the beholder, sister. Some people just don't know what's best for them sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, you don't get to decide what's best for me when you're being a complete asspimple and ripping out the hearts of my friends. I don't want anything to do with your plan world domination, but if you ever decide to be Killian Jones again then come find me. I want my brother, not you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	That's not something I'm going to decide, I'm afraid. I decided to die, but apparently that wasn't good enough for the person who did this to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	You know she didn't do it to you here, Bubba. ~~I wouldn't have wanted you to die either--~~ You don't want to be like this, do you? Didn't the Dark One douchebag before all this ruin your life enough? You know what this whole thing does to people, including the ones that love your derpy face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	It's mine now, I want it. I can't fight it off again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yes you can, you giant goober. You wouldn't have to do it alone. I don't have any mojo, the best I can do is bedazzle the shit out of your shit, but I'm here and I miss you and none of us like it when you're this crazy because of feels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	~~Stay away from me--~~ ~~I don't know what they'll make me do--~~ It's different when you want the power. I can use it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	And it's making you crazy. And making you rip out the heart of someone who's innocent in all this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	He's rather sweet, isn't he? Chin up, Sharkbait! He'll get it back. Maybe he even feels more free now. Hearts are so complicated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	~~I don't think I trust your word on that~~ Sure they are, but you know, love and stuff. It's exactly how you can still be my most least and favorite person at the same time right now. I can't talk to you anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-03-25 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, very well. Be good, then. Or a little bad, if you want to join me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	monsterthong 2016-03-25 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	~~Unlike you I don't want to make the people around me miserable--~~ nothing sent because she's not talking to him damnit why killy why (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fairestteacher 2016-04-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
	And where exactly would one get dragon scales here? Doesn't seem like something you could just pick up at the store. (Reply to this)