It's a pleasure to be back, dear viewers, after a long vacation
to an undisclosed government location thanks to my fearless reporting. There's been a
lot of juicy stories I've missed.
Sources close to socialite Kate Kane have told me that she and local weather guru Elsa have become engaged! Congratulations to the happy couple!
They aren't the only ones. Singer/songwriter Luthien Tinuviel was spirited away for a private wedding to her long-time partner, Elphaba. About time, if I do say so myself!
I've already reported on the sad state of affairs for a local congressman (my first story in quite some time), and tongues are wagging over Palvano CEO Mara Tamsin's
carnal hunger for her young intern (more on that later), but there's another story I've been sitting on and I'm ready to share with the world!
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