Rita is a nosy fucker. (acidink) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-11-12 13:41:00 |
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Rita Skeeter Special Edition!
Following the strange sightings in recent weeks, reliable sources have reported of an altercation that occurred deep in the desert, that the government is hiding from us, dear readers. As many of us know, there are other strange events that have been happening. A simple investigation of local social media is all the proof you need of that. I know I make shit up but I swear I'm not making this up! Someone believe me!
As seen in this exclusive video from a pair of hikers that happened to be nearby, you can see hordes of strange creatures battling a variety of people, including our very own Iron Man!
[Slightly blurry video that appears to have been taken from a mountain or hill two miles from the battle]
They keep trying to take this information down, but we've mirrored it across the globe! If I disappear, dear readers, you'll know why! In this day and age it takes a tabloid to tell the real truth. The media is lying to us, at the governments behest!