Communications

Sam Wilson

>>I am SO SORRY. I know it's like, days after my drunk texts but I just...yeah. I feel like an ass.


Clint Barton

>>Clint I'm SO SORRY for the drunk texts. That is not like me. I just kinda...lost it.


Mercy

>>Sorry for the drunk texts. I texted a bunch of people in a mass text. So embarrassed. Have no idea if you saw any of the replies.

>>Have you been thinking about locations?
>>I haven't even gotten there.
>>Apparently it's a thing.

>> Hey!
>> Guess what Alec and I found?
>> I wasn't really sure if it was real.
>> I had to go back and check after all that sleep stuff.
>> Think glamoured and falling apart on the outside, sweet on the inside!
>> I'm not talking about some old, misunderstood Demon either.

[Text to Mara/Maleficent]
>> well, that's awkward
>> Saw the tabloids.
>> Been hearing the office rumors.
>> Should I hit someone? And is that considered overtime?

[Text to Amelia Wilts]
>> ARE YOU AWAKE NOW

( Delivery to Stiles )

»Hey, it's Elena.
»Can I talk with you about a few things?
»Maybe over lunch/brunch/food in general.
»If you're free, Mr. boss.

>> My father has started calling.
>> And leaving voice mails.
>> I'm not listening to them, but they keep coming.

Well known and beloved former California State Congressman, [Name], was found dead in his home Tuesday morning. Officials say that the call came in at 4:45am from his campaign aid who was on site working with the Congressman on his upcoming campaign. Paramedics arrived on site within ten minutes, and he was pronounced dead in his home. Preliminary reports point to the death being ruled natural causes. It was common knowledge that the Old Man had a heart condition. The Congressman's wife, Effie Trinket, was away on a retreat at the time of the call, and has been unavailable for comment.

Of course, the campaign aid who called 911 in the case was barely legal, and alone in his house with the Congressman while his wife was away. First responders on the scene found her wearing nothing but one of his bath robes, and the Congressman himself was also naked in his bed, pitching a tent, covered only by a sheet.

This humble reporter has her own ideas about what the campaign aid was doing at the Congressman's house at such an ungodly hour. When the cat's away, the mice will play. Now we wait to hear a statement from the Congressman's young and beautiful wife about why an even younger and more beautiful woman was found in his bed on the day of his death.

>> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE HOT, YOUNG ONE.
>> What the hell? He's bonking some "even younger and more beautiful" tart on the side??

>> OMG
>> You should have stayed another 10 minutes.
>> OMG
>> You are not going to believe what happened to me.
>> Seriously


>> OMG
>> You are never going to guess who I just met.
>> And how.
>> Seriously I am like in shock right now.

>> My condolences.
>> On the bright side, at least he was doing it to you as well.

[Magical Food Fairy Delivery for: Neena]

One big ole box of a couple dozen bourbon balls, a box of Irish Cream candies (homemade of course) and so forth. Also is a roast chicken for real food. With a note:

Let it be known the Magical Food Fairy keeps her food promises!

[Text to Merlin]


>>Did you see Gwen's back? Not that it's a big deal, just where the hell is Morgana?

>>I'm not texting you because Gwen's back btw. That's completely circumstantial. I was going to text you anyway.

>>Should I offer Gwen the spare room? A friend would do that. And it's just all the hotels around here are rubbish, aren't they?

[Sorry Clint, Steve will get you next time.]

I'm thinking it's about time we all got together, don't you think? As a group. It just seems like it's been a long time coming.

>> So. I've read your posts on the net.
>> I've figured out your problem.
>> You're pregnant.
>> Mazel tov!

>> OMG!
>> He was cheating on you!?
>> Why would he do that?
>> Are you okay?
>> Do you need anything?

>> So how you doin?

>> Hey so I don't remember anything from the last few days
>> But I had an awful dream
>> It was all in red