Apr. 13th, 2016 at 8:14 PM
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[This has been an ... interesting day, to say the least. Damon's mood has been spiraling between rage, confusion, despair, a weird giddy joy that at least there are other people around, and guilt. It's made him pretty tetchy.]
Okay, first of all? This little headset here? It’s stupid. The douchebags who wear bluetooth earbuds would look at this and go “Well that looks dumb.” Whoever designed this thing doesn’t deserve to live.
[You’ll have to forgive him; he’s in a bit of a mood. Watching your best friend sacrifice herself so you could escape a prison world and reunite with your girlfriend and then finding yourself in a different prison world instead will do that to you.
But now it’s time to get down for the real reason he’s wearing this ugly headset and posting to this stupid prison social media thing.]
Secondly, I need a witch. So if you are a witch, or you know a witch, come find me.
[Objectively speaking, he knows he can’t compel anyone by video. If that was possible, there would be a lot more vampire politicians. But fuck objectivity, he has to try. If he can’t get out of here and reunite with Elena, he at least needs to rescue Bonnie from that psychopath.]
And Bonnie Bennett? If you’re here, I’m going to kill you for screwing that spell up.
[God he hopes she’s here.]
[the video goes to black, then clicks back on again as Damon remembers something]
Oh, and if you've seen some naked chick with dark skin and black eyes, responds to the name "Ao", let me know that too. Or just go tell that Goku kid.
[Looking for that kid's friend will get him karma points, right? Right. Of course it will. Look at him, doing a good deed.Yeah he still doesn't know she's a squirrel.]
[This has been an ... interesting day, to say the least. Damon's mood has been spiraling between rage, confusion, despair, a weird giddy joy that at least there are other people around, and guilt. It's made him pretty tetchy.]
Okay, first of all? This little headset here? It’s stupid. The douchebags who wear bluetooth earbuds would look at this and go “Well that looks dumb.” Whoever designed this thing doesn’t deserve to live.
[You’ll have to forgive him; he’s in a bit of a mood. Watching your best friend sacrifice herself so you could escape a prison world and reunite with your girlfriend and then finding yourself in a different prison world instead will do that to you.
But now it’s time to get down for the real reason he’s wearing this ugly headset and posting to this stupid prison social media thing.]
Secondly, I need a witch. So if you are a witch, or you know a witch, come find me.
[Objectively speaking, he knows he can’t compel anyone by video. If that was possible, there would be a lot more vampire politicians. But fuck objectivity, he has to try. If he can’t get out of here and reunite with Elena, he at least needs to rescue Bonnie from that psychopath.]
And Bonnie Bennett? If you’re here, I’m going to kill you for screwing that spell up.
[God he hopes she’s here.]
[the video goes to black, then clicks back on again as Damon remembers something]
Oh, and if you've seen some naked chick with dark skin and black eyes, responds to the name "Ao", let me know that too. Or just go tell that Goku kid.
[Looking for that kid's friend will get him karma points, right? Right. Of course it will. Look at him, doing a good deed.