MarinaNova Asylum

[ Roxy comes onto the screen looking both a little more sober than she has in most network appearances thus far, and REALLY psyched about something. She's flushed and a little breathless and grinning like she can't stop ]

Okay soooooooo I know that Jane Crocker is like the choicest of chicks around here, 'cause who doesn't want some of that sweet sugar, plus she can bake, and is adorable to boot. [ bounce bounce ] But I'm here to announce that as of today she is officially off limits to AAAAAALL of you! Her smooches are for me and me alone!

[ giggle ]

Oh, and if you want the best cocktails this side of the glass that keeps the ocean from crushing us to death, drop by the Blood Shack some night, I make a killer appletini.

[ gringrinbounce ]

[ after speaking with kurt and spending some time keeping zatanna company, quinn headed over to the auditorium to continue in her attempt at making sense out of the disheveled mess that was the sheet music collection she'd located. she turns on the feed with the intentions of asking if any of the current marina glee members wanted to lend her a hand with this, but pauses when she stumbles upon a particular song that, while hadn't held much meaning for her when she first heard it, now could practically be her theme song.

there's a long pause of silence, and just when it seems like she's not going to say anything at all, she opens her mouth and sings. ]

♫ Light bulbs buzz, I get up and head to my drawer
I wish there was more I could say, another fairy tale fades to gray
I've lived on hope just like a child, walking that mile, faking that smile
All the while wishing my heart had wings

Well, from now on I'm going to be
The kind of woman I'd want my daughter to be-- ♫

[ she has to stop there, because that last line really hits home. swallowing hard, she clears her throat and holds up part of the pile she's sorting through, getting back to her original broadcast point. ]

Anyone want to lend me a hand with this? We need to get this music in order, or we're never going to be able to find anything.

[Fashioned with some unique outfit, Kurt finally feels its okay to be seen on camera. After having a talk with his roomie Quinn, and gathering his thoughts on a set of notecards. He has a few things to say, not many he promises.]

So I hear there is a Glee club around here? If you're a member of the Glee club I would like to meet you.

[PRIVATE VIDEO TO QUINN FABRAY]

So do we have cheerios uniforms around here as well? What music is the Glee Club looking at?

[There are things he needs to know.]

It's so rewarding when you listen. Oh, wait, you didn't listen. You went around violently attacking fellow inmates and getting yourselves injured. I do hope you're all very proud of yourselves. I suppose it's okay because they are different? Is that one of those context things you are always so disappointed we don't consider for you?

I have generated a sigh for this occasion. [Sigh.]

Now, on to the business of Day 186. There are punishments as you might have guessed. The following inmate has been found guilty of breaking facility rules and full details of his punishment is being transmitted to his device.

Helix Wamtani: Assault
Dirk Strider: Murder and four counts of assault
Jane Crocker: Two counts of assault [A laugh]
Zatanna Zatara: Property damage, injury, and two counts of assault
Dick Grayson: Assault and injury [Hope you didn't think Veridical cared about secret identities.]
Penelope Garcia: Hacking
Piter de Vries: Murder
Dave Strider: Murder and five counts of assault.
Vriska Serket: Murder, injury and three counts of assault.
Laura Kinney: Murder
Kitty Pryde: Two counts of assault

I am sure no one is deserving of any sort of request, but there is something for Kurt Hummel.

Those of you who are out and about today may have already noticed the wall around Sector 6 is down. It looks quite open now, but there is still a barrier in place — one Sector 6 residents will be unable to pass through. I can not say the same for you, but I do hope you have sense enough to stay out of there. I don't expect it, but I do hope for your sake if not theirs.

(OOC: Visit the locale page for Sector 6 information.)

We're all in prison, which means we're all filthy, vile criminals. So I'm curious, everyone.

What did you do? What is it that made the wardens believe you deserve to be locked away in an inverted aquarium for the rest of your natural life? Please note that if you're just gonna say "I didn't do anything" or "They made it all up", I'm not interested in hearing it. You're surrounded by other criminals, no one gives a damn. Either answer or don't, it's up to you, but don't respond with bullshit prevarication.

Since it'd be hells of rude to ask without providing an answer of my own, here's what I'm in for: ( Cut for length and Homestuck spoilers. )

Well? I showed you mine, now show me yours.

Alright, I remember bein' here, but first off, I thought it was a frickin' dream, and second off, that time you hadn't taken all my shit.

This frickin' ankle thing better be removable.

[]Hopefully, you weren't heading into the bathroom anytime soon or trying to take a piss, because you're probably going to get a surprise guest. Welp.

Dave just casually sits up in the bathtub. He squints a bit before he forces himself to his feet.

Maybe you were just about to do something whilst in the bathroom when suddenly Dave. Or if you're lucky, you were just heading to the bathroom when Dave literally just stumbles out like he didn't just come out of your bathroom suddenly.] I've woken up in weirder places. This is pretty tame in terms of the weird shit I find myself in.
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[It takes Dave a bit of time to get to the network. He had a bit of a crisis before he decided to contact the network as a whole. He doesn't sound all too happy though, nor does he look happy.]

I do enough stupid shit to wind up in odd places. I don't need jackasses in charge of a giant people aquarium doing it for me. Choke on a dick.

Thanks for the traffic cone monstrosity. I really wanted one when I first arrived here. I was so heartbroken about not actually having one, but now I do. Now I can be the glaring orange prick I've always wanted to be. Also, thanks for confiscating my shades. I was being honest when I wanted you to go choke on something.

[What a ray of sunshine.] Also, the list of crimes is a load of bullcrap. That might just be me though unless you guys also got graced by a paragraph worth of crimes. [Dave Strider breaking the law 2012.] Sexual intercourse for a crime is pretty fucking great though, so there's that.

By the way. Fuck you and your stupid underwater aquarium.

[ Roxy's greeting to the majority of Marina doesn't come for a little while after her arrival, mostly because her arrival involved appearing on top of her best friends, and cuddles were meant to happen!

But after all the cuddling and what-not, she figures out her communicator thingamajig and a video goes live - a teenaged girl with ash-blonde hair, pink eyes, and a big grin comes onto the screen ]

Hiiii! [ grin and wave! ] So it looks like Strider was wrong, which must be quite the shock for him, but here I am! I know I met a few of you back when things were goin' all wonky, but I don't know how many of you were like... actually here or just temporarily here. So I guess there maybe aren't any of you still left, but whatever.

The point is, hey there underwater prison folks, I'm Roxy Lalonde and your underwater prison has just gotten like a billion times cooler. [ wink! ] And 'cause Strider probably won't tell, there anywhere in this joint a girl can get a drink?

[ she's not sure where to begin, really. there's no sense in asking why she's in prison when she was told only minutes prior, and there's no point in trying to make a great first impression when you're stuck in a bulky orange jumpsuit. still, it only takes a moment's thought to decide that the “video” option she's presented with is the best one.

when the camera clicks on, a middle-schooler with light pink hair and eyes is smiling quietly. ]

I don't really know what you're supposed to do here. This is, um... my first time in a prison.

[ and she laughs at that, a sad little laugh full of embarassment and self-deflection. when she's finished, she gives that same subdued smile again. ]

For anyone who's listening, my name is Madoka Kaname. It's nice to meet all of you – I hope we can all be friends.

[ she gives a short bow, not curt so much as rushed, before looking back to the camera with an odd sort of resolution. ]

Homura, if you can hear me, I- tell me where you are, and I'll come and find you. Okay?

[ and with that, she reaches forward, keeping her gaze locked just long enough to turn off the camera. once she's had a few more moments to compose herself, she stands up and exits the room. this is a new place, with new rules and new locales.

and that means it's time to go witch-hunting. ]

(( ooc: feel free to run into madoka anywhere you'd like! right now, she's roaming the facility and wondering why no witch activity is showing up. ))

[The video feed clicks on to one fabulous looking Kurt Hummel. He likes to believe that he can even pull off an orange jumpsuit. He doesn’t look terribly distressed. In fact he is in some kind of denial that this is even happening. This has to be a dream right?]

Hello everyone, my name is Kurt Hummel.

You know, it’s amazing to see the places I end up. First I’m living my dream with a group of people I hold very dear to my heart and before I can blink twice, here I am in a tacky orange jumpsuit and a chunky anklet that doesn’t really go with the outfit.

So, that being said. I’d like to wake up from this awfully drab dream and go back to celebrating our win at Nationals. Thank you for your time.

[The feed is cut from there.]



((ooc: Also feel free to find him and take him for Chalk drawings! He woke up in front of the Library if anyone needs to know!))

Oh, this again. It's Day 184 of the first blah blah blah. If you haven't figured out the drill by now I doubt the reminder will help.

No one to admonish publicly for rule breaking. Jane Crocker, your Betty Crocker cake mix is available for pick up at the kiosk. Also, don't think I didn't see what you did.

New arrivals today. There will also be sidewalk chalk in a variety of colors placed in tubs along the various walk ways today. Some have glitter. You are invited to express yourselves.