MarinaNova Asylum

Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 424 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is-

[ The broadcast is interrupted by a spark of static, followed by a jaunty tune. The kiosk lays dark for the day. Something is afoot. ]

[ There's no cheerful greeting this morning, just eerie music that continues to play on and off throughout the day, low in the background like elevator music. The kiosk is dark and unresponsive. Fog spills out onto the streets, mostly mist-thin but thick in places. Is that a siren in the distance?
Nah.

Have fun~ ]

((OOC: EVENT INFO. No requests today, come back tomorrow! ))

Good morning, dudes. Today is day [ 420 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ blazing sun ].

For this day only, the food carts in [ Sector 0 ] will run a special on [ pizza rolls ] and [ cheetos ]. Enjoy.

Have a nice day, dude.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: EVENT INFO. Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )

Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 416 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast ].

We are happy to announce a new [ establishment ] in the dome. You can now find a [ laundromat ] in [ Sector 2 ] for all your clean socialising needs. Please take this opportunity to share some [ detergent ] with a neighbour.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )

Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 414 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ sunny ].

Today we celebrate a traditional earth holiday. Please be mindful of this as you go about your day.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: EVENT INFO. Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )

Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 412 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

Welcome back.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 410 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast with occasional showers ].

For this day only, the [ tattoo parlor ] will run a special on [ old school tattoos ]. Please take this opportunity to express your individuality through conformity.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a truly jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 408 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

For this day only, the [ food carts ] in Sector 0 will serve what is commonly known as [ Bihari cuisine ]. Please take this opportunity to widen your culinary horizons.


[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 406 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast with occasional showers ].

For this day only, the [ museum ] will hold an exhibit on [ communal road vehicles designed to carry several passengers] . Please take this opportunity to further your education.


[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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-is a village and civil parish in the Purbeck district of the English county of Dorset. It is about 8 miles (13 km) west of Wareham and 10 miles (16 km) east of the county town Dorchester. It was historically part of the Winfrith hundred. In the 2011 census the civil parish – which includes the hamlet of East Knighton to the northeast – had 300 households and a population of 669. An electoral ward with the name simply 'Winfrith' exists but extends northwards to Briantspuddle. The total population of this ward was 1,618.

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 402 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

New inmates will be arriving in the facility shortly. Please be aware of this disturbance as you go about your day and help them get started on their [ rehabilitation ]. We value your cooperation.

For this day only, the [ tattoo parlour ] will run a special offer on [ three wolf moon designs ]. We encourage you to take this opportunity to express your personality and increase your [ pain tolerance ].

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 400 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ spooky ].

Boo.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 398 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

[ T-minus two days. ]

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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[ It is still a good morning. It's still day 396 and the weather is clear and sunny. A beautiful day, all things considered! So beautiful you may feel the urge to break into song or at least compose a witty limerick.

There is no morning greeting today. Just a jaunty tune ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 394 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast with occasional showers ].

For this day only, there is an exhibit on [ the carnivorous Medusa form which make up a major part of the phylum Cnidaria ]. We encourage you to take this opportunity to further your education.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 392 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ windy ].

For this day only, we offer a [ small scale aeronautical experience ]. Supplies may be found throughout the dome. Beware of [ strong winds ] and [ stray lines ]. Your safety is very important to us.

The establishment known as [ the Blood Shack ] is currently without contracted proprietor. Inmates who are interested in the position are welcome to apply at the [ kiosk ].

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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[ The kiosk is silent and full of static today. We may be experiencing some technical difficulties. Stay tuned. ]


(( OOC: 4TH WALL INFO))

Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 388 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast ].

The [ malfunctions ] from the previous day have now been corrected. We apologize for the inconvenience.

For this day only, the [ museum ] offers an exhibit on [ arachnids ] . We encourage you to take this opportunity and widen your [ understanding ] of joint-legged invertebrate animals.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 386 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ overcast with rain in the afternoon ].

For this day only, the [ library ] offers a premium selection of audio books. We encourage you to take this opportunity and practice your [ multi-tasking abilities. ]

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

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Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 384 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ warm and sunny ].

The [ malfunctions ] from the last few days have now been corrected. We apologize for the inconvenience.

New inmates will be arriving in the facility shortly. Please be aware of this disturbance as you go about your day and help them get started on their [ rehabilitation ]. We value your cooperation.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Warden request post is HERE for your convenience! Mail submissions go here! )