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6:46 AM
Hitwizard G. Montague can go eat a bag of dicks.
GRACE JORDAN
GRACE JORDAN
We really need to get mum and dad somewhere else.
June 2018
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March 20th, 2018
8:23 AM
FRANCINE.
I know you don't want to talk to me, and I get that, but I do need to about Nott's dueling tournament.
9:42 AM
12:30 PM
LAYLA FAIRBOURNE
I'll just preface this by saying I don't trust you and I never will, but [...] my sister said you had some things to say to her, and I'm willing to trust her judgment because she likes to see the best in people.
What is going on?
1:54 PM
ST. MUNGO'S STAFF.
HUGO NOTT.
Hi, which place has the best deals for Taco Tuesday? This Healer on a budget needs it.
Hello! I brought a lunch today and left it in the staff room and someone seems to have eaten it. In the future, if you can refrain from doing that, that'll be great!!! Thank you!!! Hope you enjoyed it! :)HOW COULD YOU EAT MY LUNCH, MITZI
HUGO NOTT.
Sir, could I practice dueling with you tonight and tomorrow? Abbott thinks she can best one of your students and I want to prove her wrong. Thank you!
Hi, which place has the best deals for Taco Tuesday? This Healer on a budget needs it.
2:03 PM
Holyyyy shit I just got the funniest letter. Graham Montague wants to interview me!! And I’m not even famous yet!!
😂😂😂
BELLS.
😂😂😂
BELLS.
Can he do that??????
4:34 PM
There's some reports floating about that someone on the black market has a Peruvian Vipertooth egg. If you're the kind of person that trades in these kind of things HAGRID, gentle reminder that:
WARDED TO BILL.
- The Vipertooth likes the taste of human flesh. If it gets a nibble, it won't stop. It's not like a puppy that's just teething, ok?
- Dragon eggs need a lot of heat in order to hatch, but too much may kill the baby dragon inside. Which is generally why dragonologists prefer to allow eggs to hatch inside a dragon's nest rather than incubate them artificially. We've seen this happen when rescued eggs have been delivered to the sanctuary. It's really sad.
- Dragon eggs are considered a Class A Non-Tradeable Material.
- There are a lot of fake eggs on the market, so tbh it's really not even worth handing your gold over for it since it's probably not even real.
WARDED TO BILL.
Will you please tell Mum to quit ignoring me?
4:43 PM
[ORDER]
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What began as snark turned into an opportunity. A couple items:a) Is this real (should I do it)?
b) To her items, how should I respond?
c) Would we be willing to publish our own response, in case she's been struck by her love of spin?
7:04 PM
Someone please make my wife stop hexting me pictures of puppies? Our place is too small, and also house training sounds exhausting.
8:52 PM
today's the first day of spring and the easter bunny came early this year
he plays dress up as a hitwizard almost as well as this
ORDER DMLE
he plays dress up as a hitwizard almost as well as this
ORDER DMLE
sooooo what's the deal with ar dawlish?LEON
oh hello, you
10:01 PM
GERALD & VIC:
We ran into a little trouble with one of them.
I ran into a little trouble, I mean. Vic was perfect.
May I borrow your hooter, Father?