DISORDER JOURNALS

patilki
disorderjournal

Humour me for a moment and pretend that you're Priya. How would you feel about me quitting my job with an above decent salary, pension, and several years of experience....to become the wizard Stephen King?? Consider, neither of us want kids any time soon anyway because lol the world is ending, and if we're going to maybe emigrate one day, we should probably do that BEFORE the kids. Also, while I may take a temporary--er--not quite pay cut so much as pay termination, Stephen King is like...crazy wealthy, so it may all work out! Plus, you're a healer, so you're still going to be making the big £££ anyway.

Oh, plus, I think the Death Eaters kind of sort of poisoned my boss or something, drove him to insanity, and he might be permanently brain damaged. And I am super concerned that I could be next, considering they already find me annoying enough to try and burn our house down. Also concerned about who my new boss will be, since according to Notorious Mass Murderer Rabastan Lestrange, "it won't be happening again."

patilki
disorderjournal

ME @ THE DEATH EATERS RN.

Those motherfuckers set a fire in our house! Good thing our neighbors noticed it pretty quick and put it out and the DMLE turned up, so our shit is mostly okay physically BUT NOT AT ALL PSYCHOLOGICALLY. I can only assume they got our address from one of my BLOODY CRIMINAL DEATH EATING CO-WORKERS.

And like what the fuck! I was making A JOKE! You've got the revolutionaries mouthing off every other entry and did any of THEM get their houses set on fire? No! ugh and I'm sounding petty now, it's NOT that I think they deserve it, but WHY ME? This feels like a BIT of an OVERREACTION!

At the rate we're going, all the good people are gonna be dead or emigrated in a year! ME & PRI REALLY LEANING TOWARDS THE EMIGRATION OURSELVES!

idk how I'm gonna tell my parents, their stress levels have been THROUGH THE ROOF since YKW officially came back. They wanted to pull the twins out of Hogwarts LAST summer, they're probably gonna show up there and drag them out and move us all to Antarctica when they hear this!

[OOC: he's still newish, feel free to assume!!]