DISORDER JOURNALS

Frank Dawlish was apprehended and arrested this morning while attempting to illegally enter his former place of residence. Once at the DMLE, Mr. Dawlish was charged with twenty-one various crimes including elongated loitering, galavanting tomfoolery, and attempted impersonation of a law enforcement agent. In addition, he was also charged with the failure to return his two underage children to Hogwarts in accordance with the mandatory educational attendance decree passed last year. Mr. Dawlish’s bail has been set at one trillion galleons and his trial date is pending.

My favorite thing about working Sundays is the cafeteria has broccoli cheddar soup. Best in Britain, I swear.