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WARDED TO ANGELINA.

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WARDED TO VAL.

hi babe.

my neighbour's cat had a litter of all-white kittens except for one black one and i want him

WARDED TO YOUNG PURISTS.

am i meant to care about diggle and his 500 questionable exes

WARDED TO VAL.

what do u think of the guest list so far (ignore the stain i'm wine lit)

WARDED TO EDDIE.

so my mom wants to have you over for dinner you cuz ur a lestrange n all

three orders of business:

1) i'll be doing a series of readings/book signings for best seller magic thieves: i didn't do it but, but if i had here's how toward the end of march through the beginning of april, dates and venues forthcoming
2) there's a shark that can walk on land how fucked up is that
3) what's the best kind of pet

"Magic Thieves: I Didn't Do It, But If I Had Here's How is a captivating read with more -- and better! -- twists than one of Muggle director M. Night Shyamalan's early vehicles. A drastic departure from Lowe's debut 'nonfiction novel', you'll find yourself gasping dramatically at least four times (!) if you're anything like me, dear reader. A satirical take on today's magical society and unapologetically raw to the last word, Magic Thieves will be on shelves Monday the 12th." -- Zelda Nightwine, Spella Weekly

:)

i'll be doing a reading and book signing for the benefactors of traditional cultural heritage event and i know y'all won't want to miss it

first order of business: some guy in knockturn just tried to sell me a flemish giant so if you're on the lookout for GIANT FUCKING RABBITS ya girl can hook you up

second: it's friday and i'm bored which means it's time for WOULD? YOU? RATHER?

wyr communicate only with birds OR have to defend every purchase you make before the wizengamot

werewolves being like hufflepuffs is not an analogy i was expecting to encounter anytime soon but you do you quincy bunker

anywhoodle i'll be on witching hour this tuesday at 11am so tune in to hear the voice of this generation (moi) discuss life, love, and MT: IDDIBIIHHH

hey. i have a very important question.

if i were a dog would i be a borzoi or a greyhound

hey knockturn peepz my dad's african spur-thighed tortoise got loose so watch where u put your appendages and digits because he bites. feel free to turn him into turtle soup or i guess lmk if you see him. he answers to laurie, inasmuch as a tortoise can answer to anything

artist's rendition:

lmao i mean... what did the protesters think was gonna happen....

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i may not have had my ring light, but goddamn i take fabulous photos. y'all homely nerds need lessons or somethin? i'd teach you but i'd have to charge