DISORDER JOURNALS

ORDER.

don't yell at me but i ran into willy locke and i accidentally boromired him

what the actual fuck

you all cried over one pic on hooter but you just killed him for all of us to see and you're trying to blame US for it? i hope you masked shitheads all choke and die and rot and that someone's there with a camera when it happens

ORDER.

my cousins don't want to send my little cousin back to hogwarts and i need help helping them. they have money and gwen says she has contacts. can you help me please? they're supposed to be on the train today so do i need to like bring her and her family to a safehouse?

LAYLA.

you owe me an explanation. don't apologise. don't thank me. if you do either of these things i'll punch you in the face the next time i see you

NATALIE.

can i come by today or tomorrow? i have something to tell you and your parents

CAI & GWEN.

i got blown up tonight

ORDER.

rolf and i are going to release lestrange's horses. we already were before but now we're really doing it

also i'm going to talk to my friend becca about the mrc records and stuff. idk if we were serious about destroying them but i was. do you want me to ask her anything else?

hope that's all cool. i have a lot of free time now and stuff

PERCY.

fred said you wanted to join the order

ALICIA & BECCA.

jw but have you found out anything about the mrc records protections? i told alicia we talked about those so that's why she's here

EDDIE.

stop calling alicia beautiful unless you really mean it. idc what graham's saying but when you say stuff like that you're kind of being a dick to alicia and you know it. she has enough going on and she already knows she's a babe

idk insert something here about the super blue blood moon's astrological significance

LAYLA.

i told you she wouldn't understand.

ROLF.

do you want to help me get back at umbridge and the lestranges?

soooo... layla fairbourne is a death eater. she's a lying traitorous pile of wee willy cocke's dirty laundry who should be avoided at all costs. she attacked the quidditch match yesterday and she's been using her 'friendship' (lol) to follow me and alicia around for who knows how long

CAI & GWEN.

hi so i need to make room in idk w/e lobe of my brain holds secrets so i have something to tell you

ORDER.

ok two things -

oliver's dad was basically arrested for not sending oliver's little sister back to hogwarts. i'd like to hoot about it from the order hooter. how much should i say?

and bill or caroline? alicia thinks she has something cursed in her room. can one of you come look at it?

seems legit!

tomorrow's full moon is shining right on venus so keep an eye on your relationships. it's a supermoon so it'll be extra bright!

also it's the wolf moon so the symbolism there is obvs

ORDER.

so!!! graham montague is a death eater!!!

he tried to burn down my neighbour auror robards's house tonight. he wanted me and alicia to keep this to ourselves tonight but idk.

ORDER.

hi so i checked in with a friend who's still at hogwarts and i found out some stuff.

- ginny neville and luna tried to break into snape's office to get the sword of gryffindor?
- he made them spend the night in the forbidden forest with hagrid. they're ok tho
- they're using blood quills again and being p liberal with detentions
- romilda's worried the carrows might kill someone and michael backed that up
- they really are teaching them dark arts
- and muggle studies is a joke now

ORDER DA.

they brought the da back too btw and i think we should help them

CAI & GWEN.

hey so romilda owled me yday and a lot of it was blacked out so here's what she sent:

[pic of romilda's letter]

and since today was a hogsmeade weekend i went to check on her and the gist of what's censored in the second paragraph is some rumours that aren't true. and the other stuff is the serious stuff. basically just that the carrows are being horrible and she's worried they might really hurt someone. i think she's more scared than she's letting on. i know she said not to tell you the worst parts but i thought you'd want to know

OLIVER & PERCY.

thanks for coming with me today

'13 - '17 MINUS SLYTHERIN.

actually... re: the ravishing katie bell's bday announcement...

a humble gathering at mine and alicia's this saturday night in celebration of the katie bell and the alicia spinnet

theme: snooty purist gala so dress the part!
main activities: karaoke and drinking
rules: no slytherins!!!
cake: already ordered
presents: at least bring a card
presence: absolutely!

if you live in tinworth be careful around [street name]. the death eaters have been doing some gardening over there and it isn't pretty.

yeah those rumours going around about muggles losing hands and such to plants in tinworth? all true. i'd be plant food rn myself if some guy hadn't come along to help.

and that was before the death eaters showed up to check on their crops.

ORDER.

idk if anyone else has heard but there's some weird rumours going around tinworth about plants? going after muggles? my other neighbour said she heard from her friend at bridge club that her neighbour's dogwalker's cousin had his entire hand eaten off. there's been other stuff too tho. and now that i think about it i was on my run saturday morning and this green stuff floated in front of me and i felt like vomming all weekend

so i'm going to check it out

i hope FRANCINE approves 😒

ORDER.

i'm registering our hooter today after practice. what kind of content do you guys want to see on it?

the bee movie but every time rosier opens his mouth the bullshit gets deeper

one week until the new series of stranger things! 💃

GWEN.

hey sooooo are you ok?

what do we think, lads? accurate?

with the autumnal equinox the sun is in libra now which means it's the perfect time to seek balance in all aspects your life and to set things right. but remember to be patient in your pursuit. especially if you're a virgo.

'16-'17.

have you guys heard the one about the snatcher who can't hold his own against two puffskeins?

the full moon is in pisces so be careful with your choices for the next few days. especially where zealotry is concerned.

QUIDDITCH.

so.

lol you guys, i read this hilarious joke today that snape is going to be the new headmaster at hogwarts????

GWEN.

i've decided i don't want to talk about it but i guess i thought you should know. aunt roxanne disappeared overnight lol. she left a note lol. it said 'i told you i would be fine' lol. lol lol lol everything is hilarious today!

OLIVER.

oliver wood!

PERCY.

soooooooooooooo...