Feb. 26th, 2018 at 2:39 PM
FAILED WARD TO THEODORA
If you're ready for it, I have your first assignment.
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If you're ready for it, I have your first assignment.
I want a list of Order members and I want there whereabouts now. Not a single one of them should be allowed to live after what they've done. What do we know about them? Who are our suspects? What plans do we have to destroy them?
As a secondary plan of retaliation, I want to show them what happens when they cross us. And because I love a spot of competition, the person who kills the most muggles will be rewarded. Furthermore, the first person to bring me one of the phoenix's heads will be even more handsomely rewarded.
Robards will no longer be a problem or a distraction for us. Congratulations, Hugo. When you inherit his seat, I have two suggestions: have it reupholstered and take care of Mildred Thymblethorpe. That woman is beyond vile. I'm still scraping her unicorn spleens off the bottom of my shoes.
Furthermore, who were the Hitwizards? And why weren't they busy hunting down vigilantes when this took place?
What is Bunni's favourite [...] thing?
They tripped wards out past the stables. Rabastan and I've handled it.NARCISSA
Did you manage to conduct that interview without holding your nose?
Updates NOW.MALFOY MANOR
The Tonkses are still alive and there's a syringe in my back I CANNOT REACH. I'm going to SET EVERY LIVING THING ON FIRE!
The Dark Lord has been toying with the idea of expanding his inner circleIGNATIUSever since Evelynto provide more instruction for the less experienced among us. I should think preference would be given to those who served their prison sentences alongside me, but he would like our recommendations.
I think it's time we extended some holiday greetings to our former classmates.MONTAGUE
Tell me about Willy Locke.MALFOY MANOR
I suspect the Dark Lord would like a Christmas dinner. With his closest followers. If I'm allowed to make the suggestion of inviting people to my sister's home.
Who here is attending this ridiculous protest at the Ministry tomorrow? We should be there to give them a warm welcome and a round of laughter while the DMLE arrests them.
The Tinworth plants received two visitors this afternoon. For the moment, they're damaged but remain very much intact. If anyone had any doubts about their efficacy, I can attest to the fact the poison works quite well. As does the antidote.
But the more interesting bit is the identity of the one of the plants' attackers. Tell me, Ignatius, do you recall a strange man with a pushy pocketwatch? "Hurry up! Hurry up!" I'd wager he's running rather late for a reckoning, wouldn't you?
Layla, report back.
Get your things. We're going out.ROBARDS
I'd keep an eye on the sky tonight if I were you.
Well done this weekend. And for those of you who didn't do as well, this should show you exactly what you need to work on. A few of you could stand to brush up on your knowledge of venomous plants. We've seen the Order use more bizarre spells and tactics than this. But what can one expect from a bunch of amateur duellists who have the maturity level of a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes patron? We have to be prepared for anything.MALFOY MANOR
Team C has won. You'll be rewarded with a chance to practice your cruciatus curses in front of the Dark Lord's best. Evelyn and I have collected a couple foolish Wandless for this purpose. We'll do it Friday. Try to impress us. And Rodolphus, as the winner of our final round of training, you will receive an extra reward. The Dark Lord will be joining you for lunch on Friday. He is always aware and eager to identify those who are most talented within his ranks. Let this be something to which you all aspire.
And well done in Diagon Alley. That should make this a Halloween to remember.
Has the dust settled then?
Let's all make our new hitwizards' lives hell over the next few weeks. I want to see them snap. Consider that an official mission.
Narcissa, when was the last time you purchased new mattresses for your guest bedrooms?