DISORDER JOURNALS

NARCISSA.

What's going on with you?

Now that The Pitch has regrettably been cancelled I've decided to shift my attention my secondary passion: business.

Henceforth I'll be an angel investor and help struggling businesses and new start-ups. Please don't hesitate to get in touch with either myself or my office if you have a great idea or need extra capital with a solid plan in place.

Also, no, DMLE, there are no Muggleborns at my residence stop responding to these ridiculous claims.

Remember to sleep in tomorrow. You don't have to wake up early for The Pitch anymore.

PEONY.

How are things today?

IMOGEN.

I'm assuming Svetlana didn't slash open your throat with a skate?

So people have hit a new low. Stealing from charity, even if you don't agree with it, is pretty shit.

DMLE.

Someone stole the money from The Pitch's fundraising. The WWN is livid, obviously. They want Hits down here ASAP.

Do you all hate culture? You bloody vandals.

DMLE.

The Pureblood exhibit has been vandalized. We're going to need Hits on scene.

AVERYS, MALFOYS, LESTRANGES.

Clearly pro-muggle fucks are out to ruin your days. Don't come by the exhibit today. They've vandalized it.

DANTE, IGNATIUS, LUCIUS, MERRICK, PERCY, RABASTAN, ROBIN, & RODOLPHUS.

Poker night this Saturday evening, lads. My place in Knightsbridge. As host I'll have a lovely selection of premium liquors and cigars from the Gam. There's also a winged horse race on we can put on the wireless.

Happy Birthday, Barnaby. Remember the good times from this year.

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DANTE.

You missed a good show. A bunch of angry Irish peasants took some time to yell this morning.

Thanks to everyone who showed up for the successful grand opening of Rosier's. Honestly, the buzz we're still seeing all over the place from the tried and true media to social media is just fantastic. People can't stop talking about it! I'd also like to extend a warm thanks to my staff who stayed cool despite some disruptive influences. You guys are amazing and I feel the need to tell everyone that publicly.

I was going to save some of these promotions for another time, but I figured given there was a slight issue with bees it'd be only fair to make up for that.

A while ago my co-host and fr former classmate Barnaby Snell pointed out I should be doing more charitable things. After all, I have the money. That's not how business works, but you know what? That's fair. It's along that vein that I'm offering a free premium chocolate gift basket to any of our Pureblood customers that arrive today. Thank you, Barnaby, for keeping me honest when it comes to the spirit of giving. I'm also going to do something another former classmate, Grace Jordan, has brought to my attention. I should be helping Muggleborns, too, so to that end I'm offering the same promotion to any non-criminal Muggleborns that walk into the store today. Thank you, Grace. You're inspiring.

Stay tuned for new great offers from Rosier's and thank you for helping make everything a success.

I'm buying a shop in Diagon and turning it into a chocolate shoppe to help you all with the dementors. It should be open as a Rosier establishment late next week. You're welcome.

The quality of Quidditch has been so much better the last month. It's great.