DISORDER JOURNALS

WARDED TO INNER CIRCLE.

I’m skeptical re: the seriousness of his offer, but Remus Lupin just offered to meet with me in person as a journalist. If I may, I would prefer to keep my cover intact. Since ambushing him would give me away, how would you like me to proceed with this opportunity?

DMLE

Looks like my family and I are being watched by some Death Eaters someone "who knows".

And I don't know what "stay tuned" means, but ... well, I guess I'll have to stay tuned.

KATIE BELL & LAYLA FAIRBOURNE

Got the pictures, Layla. I'm still not so convinced but

HESTIA JONES

Sorry I've done a piss poor job of checking in. How're you?

BETTY BRAITHWAITE

Do you think Lola could use Drogon's company for a bit?

Anyone looking for a personal trainer?

WARDED TO FRIENDS.

How does one deal with being fired by their mother?

WARDED TO THE ORDER.

I'm sorry to report that I no longer have access to information from Tan Jones Investments. But I'll have a lot more time on my hands.

Thank you. I am timeless.

DAILY PROPHET.

There's pizza in the break room. I don't eat delivery pizza so be my guest.

ANDROMEDA.

Did you have twenty four pizzas sent to me? Because if you did, I have to say, that's extremely immature. Or was it Edwina?

MALFOY MANOR.

I don't think the Travers girl is right for Draco after all so, Rabastan, your boy is welcome to her.

Please pretend this entry is filled with inspirational and/or groan-worthy spring-related puns encouraging you to book a holiday at the Gentle Green! My advertising brain seems to have turned off for the night. ("You'd be hopping mad to miss out!" should get you thinking on the right track!)



To make up for it, find your Easter Bunny name!

( Here! )