DISORDER JOURNALS

[DANTE AND CLEM]

You killed Rhys? He'd done nothing, why the fuck would you do that. Rhys is dead and Savage is still alive?

[LAYLA]

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[KEATS]

Happy Birthday. I love you.

[DEATH EATERS]

Layla isn’t answering her phone and I haven’t seen her in over a day. She left m Her things are still here at the flat. Has anyone heard from her?

[Added after this]

Nevermind. It looks like they have her.

[LAYLA]

Gone is one thing but did you...turn yourself over to them? Fucks sake

[DANTE]

Happy Birthday

[DEATH EATERS]

Clem and I have dealt with Kettleburn.

We were unable to find more information about the paper. Diggle was one of his Order contacts.

Wow. Possible transgressions? I can see why you wouldn’t want your real name to be associated with such irresponsible bloody garbage.

You were right about one thing, the Floo Network Authority is already underestimated and underappreciated, so thank you for undermining all the good work this Department does with baseless lies. The floo remains the safest form of transportation we have, and I’m sorry that anyone might be convinced otherwise.

[LAKSHMI]

Has someone been around the office asking questions?

[DEATH EATERS]

What the FUCK

GERALD AND DANTE

So, as promised here are 6 of Diggle's unfortunate exes:
1. Vernice Cattermole, actress
2. Ludwig Prosser, escape artist
3. Jeremiah Smyth, playwright
4. Osa Middleton, director
5. Bradford Howard, sculptor
6. Delphia Tyndall, theremin player

I thought about adding Humberto, because honestly? Who even invited him? Let me know who you'd like to start with, or your plans in general and I can maintain the floo connection. They'll have no explanation for how you got in or out.

Someone is under the impression that Beer is better than Wine. Let's all feel very sorry for this person and confirm that Wine is the superior drink, please.

DEATH EATERS

So I helped Humberto kidnap himself an assistant for his...show. I created a floo connection in the woman's home and then closed it when we were finished, no one the wiser. I can offer that if anyone wants a more subtle entrance and exit for whatever reason, or access to someone in particular. We'll need to talk logistics, but it shouldn't be difficult if you have someone in mind and their location and address is known.

GERALD AVERY

I made an interesting discovery re: Diggle for all this Humberto nonsense. He has a long string of exes, like an absurdly fuckinglong string of exes. I have the list and the access to them if that was something you were interested in.

MULCIBERS

I know we made that list of Tan Jones clients, but maybe we could start with the sister's boyfriend. Unless you think picking off the clients and working our way up is better? Honestly, killing her outright would also feel really really good, and be a service to the community.

DEATH EATERS

Certain members of the DMLE remain bitter and tetchy about their uselessness. Corner has been questioning how "STRANGE" it was that Roger Davies was a target and the lack of clear answers. So strange, Williamson wants to start a murder board in the break room. Judging by other disgruntled whispers, it's possible a few of them may be looking into rebuilding cases. I have nothing concrete yet, it's all talk and ranting. I'll keep an ear out.

Other chatter:

Rodolphus, judging by Dearborn's latest rant, you owe him a new shirt

Corner keeps trying to come up with ways to avoid Greyback. RobardsSomeone suggested dressing up as a vegetable.

Gilbert bitches about you a lot, Graham

INNER CIRCLE

Gawain Robards appears to be looking into ways to get Mr. Nott disqualified from the election. I overheard him muttering about legal loopholes and Azkaban. Just a head's up that he could be causing problems, sir.

'02 DETENTION CLUB

Can we redraw Secret Santa. I don't like who I got. They're impossible to buy for.

As the Holiday season grows near, the volume of Floo transportation traffic increases. Please be patient as the Floo Network Authority addresses any concerns related to this increase and the idiots who can't enunciate for sh. We too, want you to have a safe and happy holiday with your loved ones.

DEATH EATERS

Two Phoenixes responded to the comatose hikers in Godric's Hollow. I couldn't identify either (I suspect they were glamoured) however, one was the same redheaded bitch I dueled at the ho earlier this week. Same mouthy self-righteousness and same athletic dueling style. The plant did not take their attempts at rescuing its prey very well, and was a little too enthusiastic. As a result, they were able to escape; however, in the condition I left them in, I would not be surprised if they are currently splinched or bleeding out in a trash heap somewhere. I apologize for not ensuring that they did so in front of me.

As a sidenote, two of the muggles died in the process. I hope everyone has learned the consequences of hiking.

MULCIBERS

How was your I know you saw After research, I've compiled a list of potential targets from the Tan Jones client list:

Chase and Jeanette Abercrombie (bores, personal friends of Natalie Jones)
Cassandra Bole (noted pureblood)
Donato Furmage (outspoken against purism)
Ixchel Graves (appears to have a muggleborn mother on the run)
Abram and Kahina Hornby (paranoid)
Veronica Smethley (ex-gilderoy lockhart fangirl, idiot)

Additionally, Hestia Jones has a sister, Hemera Jones who also has a boyfriend so bland I do not actually recall his name. Should we wish to put pressure on the family instead, she may be a better start than the mother.

The Floo Authority takes the safety of the magical community seriously, and will continue to serve the public at the highest standard.

DEATH EATERS

We're operational. Callum Corner was kind enough to give us ears and eyes in the DMLE breakroom...thank you for your assistance mother.

I imagine I'll be Deputy Head within the week, so we'll have access to just about anything. Perhaps we can have some celebratory drinks for the month's successes thus far? Team building etc

AIDA

Are you still upset with me?

CHELSEA CORNER

I'm sorry a
I did try to warn you
It really isn't a big deal, he's old. People need to start retiring to make room for the rest of us
It's not like he loved it or anything
Your FRIEND Gwendoline misspelled my name as "another employee." If s

I'm sorry, Corner. How is he?

DEATH EATER INNER CIRCLE

My plan for Corner is on track, the office basically believes that Corner Sr. is unravelling before their very eyes, and now Chelsea Corner knows too. I think we may have an opportunity to implement a floo in the DMLE offices. I was just going to make Corner Jr. miserable, but I think getting Callum Corner fired for opening an unauthorized floo could serve us better. What do you think? He's worried about his children, after all.

AIDA

How about that wine?