DISORDER JOURNALS

2017 has been an excellent year for business—thank you to everyone for all of your support and for entrusting us with your loved ones' final rites/resting places/resting place decorations! Just remember, it's never too early (but it can definitely be too late) to start planning your final wishes. Why not make it a New Year's Resolution? Planning ahead means less stress for your family during what is already a troubling time, and ensures your wishes are fulfilled. Imagine showing up to haunt your own funeral to find out your wife's dressed you up in that horrible Hawaiian shirt you always hated? Planning it in advance could help prevent that.

We're all going to die—why not do it in style?

All of us here at E.L.M & Wizards Undertakers & Embalmers, Memento Mori Memorials, Coughlin & Coughlin Coffins, Pennyworth's Post-Mortem Photography, Fingers-R-Us, how many graveyards do we own now? and you know, all of the rest of them thank you for your patronage and hope to continue to serve you all in the coming year.

[MERRICK]

Forcing everyone in Diagon to give discounts to purebloods? I'd like to see them try that in Knockturn.

I'll give discounts to anyone I damn well please.

Also, don't mind the body in the back. Ferris just dropped him off and paid a premium for us not to ask for ID.