DISORDER JOURNALS

For those interested, Graham Montague succumbed to his injuries and passed away yesterday in St. Mungo’s. The funeral will be private, but if you were a close friend and wish to attend, I can send you the details in confidence.

I am so sorry for the pain that he caused.




Also, hi, I’m home for a little bit.

WARDED TO ANGELUS.

Hey. Are you busy?

WARDED TO GRAHAM GILBERT.

I feel like shit today but I'm afraid to ask Max for the day off.

WARDED TO GRAHAM ANGELUS.

Hi.

WARDED TO GRAHAM LEON, JEREMY, NORA, [OTHER GOOD ST. MUNGO'S STAFF THAT IMOGEN WOULD TRUST IDK].

I don't know if I can keep working here.

WARDED TO GRAHAM.

[.........................................................................] Happy birthday.

I promise I'm working as quickly as I can, we're currently understaffed. Please trust that the nurses know what they're doing, and don't give them a hard time. Thank you so much for your patience.

ST. MUNGO'S STAFF.

Where the hell is everyone?!?!?!?!?!

GILBERT.

URGENT: Are you ok? Are you hurt? There's so many people coming in from the Ministry. What happened?

GRAHAM.

Are you aliv Just post an emoji so I know you're alive.

WARDED TO R08.

The DMLE hired my brother??? Owen, Chelsea, I'm so sorry.

WARDED TO ANGELUS.

Dinner at mine on Thursday.

Please help me convince my husband to let me adopt a puppy at the shelter called "Tyrannosaurus" Rex.

Is there a new curse book people are working out of??? Professional curiosity!

WARDED TO LEON.

You're still running your clinic, right? How safe is it?

WARDED TO GRAHAM.

Hi.

Thank you to everyone who was able to make it to the wedding! I'm so glad that I was able to share that moment with so many people that I love and care about.

Unfortunately, a Death Eater who evidently knows the whereabouts of my husband's grandfather is now taunting us with pictures of him? I'm super impressed!

WARDED TO GRAHAM.

You know what? Fuck you.

WARDED TO GILBERT.

I guess he waited... a day? I have no idea who to pass the photo on to. You've said the DMLE isn't able to do much. Do I ...
DM the Order's Hooter account??? There has to be something we can do with this.

Have locksmiths always charged exorbitant prices? I think I just lost a week's paycheck on one tonight.

WARDED TO FRIENDS.

MY BROTHER IS A FUCKING DEATH EATER I TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT WITH HIM BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE THAT BAD

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SO

PLEASE SEND ALCOHOL IT'S AN EMERGENCY.




I don't know how to say this or preface it or — I'm just going to say it: Graham is a Death Eater. Please be careful if you do encounter him.

I got my ID, but that doesn't mean that I'm okay with St. Mungo's going ahead with enforcing the new policy of not admitting patients who don't have one on them. The best compromise I can think of without forfeiting my job and my responsibility towards my patients is to let people know that if they require a healer off-site, or forgot their ID and need medical attention, I am available at [number here].

I'll only be able to check after my work hours, unfortunately, but it's better than nothing? I hope, anyway.

GRAHAM + GILBERT.

Mum and Dad have been calling a lot, they would like to have a family dinner with us for Christmas. I don't know what to say yet, they started guilt-tripping me about how we're supposed to be a family, blah, blah.

Also, Graham, are you super busy? Can you help me decorate the flat? I think if we push your sofa back a little we could possibly squeeze in a tree in the corner! Also. No. Do not suggest dinosaur ornaments again, I'm not that obsessed, okay.

[ FRIENDS ]

Hello. Can anyone do the Patronus Charm? I need some help.

Dooooes anyone happen to have a lovely vintage set of shelves that would look brilliant in my apartment? Because while I could hack flatpack furniture, by the time you're done building it, painting it and adding furnishings, it's Christmas already.

Also. Ikea instructions are a nightmare.

WARDED TO GRAHAM.

Did you ever put in an application for the troll security trainer job? I also saw a 'help wanted' at the coffee shop.

WARDED TO ST. MUNGO'S STAFF.

Important information: I left a box full of Russian Caravan tea in the staff room because I personally can't stand it and my brother doesn't know how to shop for groceries. Please do feel free to consume it. All of it.