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Who trusts Starbeaks now, anyway?

Also hey there, still around here. Guess I might as well use this as a Potterwatch AMA. (Yeah, it's me, I was behind it along with a few amazing individuals that can name themselves if they want bc that's up to them and not me. Sup.)

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Hey, yeah, just heard from Neville Longbottom and he thinks they might have pushed "them" too much and "they" might kill him, so...

He said they left a recording outside, so Mr. Dumbledore sir, could we find a way to get whatever that is? He said you know where it is.

Hitwizard G. Montague can go eat a bag of dicks.

GRACE JORDAN

We really need to get mum and dad somewhere else.

Hey, question.

How many people are still "neutral" when it comes to the DMLE? Because they hired known Death Eater Graham Montague as a Hitwizard so. You know. No more mincing around. Hope everyone is smart enough to realise the DMLE is being puppeteered by Chief Death Eater You-Know-Who and I'm inclined to believe that anyone left in the DMLE that is considered "sane" by normal standards are either a.) under the Imperius or b.) being used as hostages somehow or c.) some weird combination of the both.

Stay fucking safe, everyone that's not a Death Eater or a sympathiser.

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For the record, I don't think any of the above applies to you.

Are we making bets about who Bellatrix Lestrange was attempting to ward? Because there are a lot of potential candidates... I'd say Willy Locke, but I think the DEs probably have enough grease via Snape already. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (And also Locke is incompetent, but that's another story altogether.)

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I think now might be a good time to do an episode of Potterwatch? If so, does anyone have any specific things they'd like me to cover? I was already thinking of names of the Wandless, but now that I'm writing it down, I'm not sure I want to put their safety in jeopardy.

Has it only been one week SIX DAYS since the Starbeaks incident? Merlin. At least I don't have any complaints about the queue anymore. (And still glad I didn't have the Cupid Latte, after all.)

Also, I'm bored. I've already seen Black Panther five times, but thinking about watch it again, anyway. Who's in? (Purists and Death Eaters, not you, clearly, so can you kindly fuck off? Thanks.)

The queue at Starbeaks is very long today. Wanted to try this Cupid Latte thing (FOR THE GRAM), but guess not. If you've had a taste, let me know if it really is worth the hype.

Either I ate more chocolate than I realized or my metabolism died overnight. Can you gain two sizes in eight hours? Does that happen at a certain age? I can rock skinny jeans with the best of them, but even I can admit this is ridiculous.

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I’m brainstorming ideas for the next Potterwatch. If anyone has something they want to run with give me a shout.

* Lestrange, plural
* Malfoy, plural
* Umbridge, Ceramic Cat Lady
* Schrute, Dwight
* White, Carrie