DISORDER JOURNALS

[ Death Eaters ]

I've run into a bit of trouble dears, and I could use some healing.

Every time I hear of a journalist being killed, I do wonder if they believe whatever they were writing was worth it.



[ Victoria ]

I'd forgotten Kettleburn was a classmate of yours.

Let's have lunch this week, dear.

Art is subjective.

[ Death Eaters ]

Gerald, dear, I may have stepped on your project a little. I am sorry about that.

[ Death Eaters ]

Well! This seems like quite something, and we're all a bit scattered about. How is everyone? Have we lost anyone?

[ Victoria ]

Are you quite well, dear?

Dreadful business. I do hope none of our hard-working Ministry employees were injured in this despicable attack.

[ Death Eaters ]

Well, it seems a few of us have been busy today.

[ Death Eaters ]

Humberto? Did your ex-husband kill you after all?

[ Death Eaters ]

As it turns out, Diggle wasn't lying about that tentacle creature.

In related news, a tentacle creature has taken up residence in what was meant to be my troll caves.

In similarly related news, I'm going to need someone to kill Dedalus Diggle. Slowly, if possible.

[ Inner Circle ]

I'm beginning to suspect this current version of the Order has taken magical steps to ensure their longevity.

Full moon coming up. Do be careful, dears.

[ Inner Circle ]

Let's have a drink. Do some strategic planning, like the good old days.

[ Victoria ]

I assume you're not busy this evening.

[ Death Eaters ]

Report in. How are we all doing? Who did we fight and what did we learn?

[ Death Eaters ]

Before the news gets out (as some whinging vigilante is sure to do sooner or later), the werewolf Lupin seems to have gone missing. Isn't it simply terrible about that poor half-blood child he mauled the night of the full moon? No wonder he's tucked his tail and hid.

And before the question arises, no, we will not be killing him. At least not immediately. He's the best source of information we have about Undesirable Number One's location, not to mention the Order itself. Don't worry, my dears. We've a plan. Once he wakes up again, of course.

Zenobia, dear, I'd like to discuss a few poison ideas with you.



Oh, and if any of you were responsible for the hot air balloon message, I suppose thanks are in order.

[ Mulcibers ]

I'm sorry I've been rather [...] occupied this morning, dears. We will still be able to spend this evening as a family.

[ Narcissa ]

Hello, my dear. I've some dreadful information you simply must run in your paper.

I do so love November. It's refreshing.

For those of you out there who still think Muggles are innocent and harmless, remember that this is what passes for "humour" for them even in 2017.

[ Death Eaters ]

Far too many people who shouldn't be happy and 'bravely' speaking out appear to be happy and 'bravely' speaking out.

Now, I know I'm old fashioned, but I do prefer a more surgical approach, and I do love a good brainstorming session. What are we all up to these days?

And tell me about the werewolf. I suspect he may have information about Undesirable Number One's whereabouts, which are up utmost interest to the Dark Lord.

[ Death Eaters ]

We had a lovely and productive meeting in our Dark Lord's presence this week. Now, let's see some of these ideas come to fruition. I'd like to hear more about these plans you've all proposed and how you're going to bring them to be. I'm also happy to hear new proposals.

Remember, dears, there are no bad ideas during brainstorming.




Also, who is giving us particular trouble these days?

[ Death Eaters ]

Thank you all for clearing your schedules for tomorrow's activities.

We've successfully owled a number of muggle families whose children were due to begin at Hogwarts on September 1st. They believe the train is leaving on August 31st.

We will be present to [...] intercept these young magic usurpers and bring them [ coordinates ].

Do let's not be too messy about it.



We'll also need a few of our members disguised on September 1st at the platform in case anything goes awry. Don't be late.

[ Mulcibers ]

Briony, dear, I enjoyed your last video entry. Did you get a chance to watch it yet, Victoria? "Back to school looks you can even do in the dungeon"? It might skew a little young, but some wonderful tips, my dear.

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[ Mulcibers ]

I'll see you all tonight at seven for dinner.