DISORDER JOURNALS

WARDED TO DEATH EATERS UNDER 35.

Fuck me, that was some revelation.

WARDED TO VIOLET.

How is the pregnancy coming along? Everything ok?

WARDED TO DAD.

I need some help with the Killing Curse. None of these stupid mice are dying.

WARDED TO INNER CIRCLE.

I’m skeptical re: the seriousness of his offer, but Remus Lupin just offered to meet with me in person as a journalist. If I may, I would prefer to keep my cover intact. Since ambushing him would give me away, how would you like me to proceed with this opportunity?

WARDED TO DEATH EATERS.

My assignment is complete.


If anyone is with the DMLE you may want to opt out of cleaning up this one.

WARDED TO IAN.

I was busy and forgot to ask. How did dinner go?

This Valentine's Day, consider making a donation in the name of your loved one(s) to the Society for Distressed Witches. All the women and children that the SDW helps deserve to know that they are loved and worthy of love too, and the best way to do that right now is to support them financially.

You can even purchase a very cute card from the Society made by a small army of volunteers! (I helped, it was really fun to make):


WARDED TO DEATH EATERS (THAT SHE KNOWS ABOUT).

I'll keep this simple: I want to join.

[added later]

WARDED TO DAD.

Can I move back? I'm getting kicked out and I have a month but I don't really feel like being here that long.

WARDED TO GRAHAM.

Are you busy?

WARDED TO BELLATRIX.

May I ask you a slightly personal question? Off the record, of course.

WARDED TO DAD.

I've been thinking about it more. Joining, that is.

WARDED TO PURIST PUREBLOOD FRIENDS.

Is that mail order Russian purist directory a joke or is it real? Asking for a friend.

GRAHAM.

Hi.

DADDY.

Is Ian a Death Eater too? Mum? Why didn't you tell me my best friend was one? HOW MANY MORE OF MY FRIENDS ARE SERVING THE DARK LORD AND WHY AM I THE LAST TO KNOW?

LAYLA.

Your friends must be having a field day.

PURIST FRIENDS.

We should start a drinking game for everytime someone gets mad about someone saying the word 'mudblood.'

#1 - I've taken my phone to Pumpkin TWICE this month and no one can work out why it's stuck on November 12. Which would be pleasant if it meant getting a birthday present every morning, but since it isn't, and it's actually fucking with my calendar notifications, if anyone else wants to take a look at it, please help. Because I've already missed two appointments.

#2 - General reminder that if you're planning on buying a present for the Annual SDW Christmas Drive, please deliver your gifts to the office before December 07 so they can be sorted and distributed on time!

WARDED TO NARCISSA.

Hi Mrs. Malfoy. Do you have a moment? I have a question about work.

Thank you so much to all my friends and family for your wonderful birthday wishes and presents. I'm so blessed!

I don't actually need any presents, so if you want to buy me something and haven't yet, please consider donating to the Society for Distressed Witches' Annual Christmas Drive instead. Every little knut counts.

WARDED TO NARCISSA + LUCIUS.

Thank you for Draco's headshot. I won't be hanging it up until I move, but just in case you were wondering, he and Pansy did remember to send me the loveliest birthday card. You've raised such a thoughtful son.

I know it’s a little early to be thinking about Christmas, but if you have time and the means, please consider donating to the Society For Distressed Witches Annual Christmas Drive! We’re in desperate need of funding to repair one of our houses that was recently damaged. We’re also collecting presents for the women and their children, so if you would like to be involved in that, let me know. All donations are tax deductible, of course!

WARDED TO IGNATIUS.

Hi Dad. How did your side project go?

Ummm does anyone have a lead on a last minute sublet? My nudist roommate is official with her fwb-turned-boyfriend-turned-also-nudist and while I’m very happy for them, there’s no reason for me to be present for this very important milestone in their new life together.

WARDED TO IGNATIUS.

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